2006-12-09 12:35:53 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
lol no
2006-12-09 12:38:29 · answer #1 · answered by Kelly Bundy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny. Here's another one you can add to your "Cosmetic Surgery" joke pool: A lady was in a serious car accident. She was so beat up the doctors didn't give her much of a chance. Her face was scarred beyond recognition. Her legs broken and everyone knew she wouldn't make it. As the lady laid in the hospital bed there came a vision from God. God told her that everything would be all right. She would pull through and would live another 50 years. When she awoke she told the doctors about the visit from God and He said everything would be all right and that she would live another 50 years. The doctors said great and she would need several operations, bone repair to the legs and much cosmetic surgery. And the lady told the doctors (since she was to live another 50 years) to enlarge her breasts and put an "hour glass" figure on her. No crows feet and full lips that any man would love to kiss. After several months in the hospital recoverying from the many operations the lady was ready to be released. Her legs were perfect, her body was drop dead beautiful, her breasts were something every girl dreamed about and the cosmetic surgery made her look like a teenage movie star. After thanking all the doctors and nurses for their great work and help she left the hospital. The lady was crossing the street when a bus came along, ran over her and killed her. Dead as a door-knob. The lady passes through the Pearly Gates of Heaven and after a few minutes meets God. "God," she says. "You told me I would live another 50 years." God looks at the woman for a minute then asks, "What is your name?" "I am Mary Brown. Don't you remember, another 50 years." God looks her up and down then says, "My goodness, I didn't recognize you." So now I have two cosmetic surgery jokes. Have a great summer and keep the jokes coming. The world would be a happier place. >
2016-05-23 00:00:44 · answer #2 · answered by Gwendolyn 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, if a woman pays them a lot of money to look like one of the women drawn by Picasso, I'm sure they'll definitely be able to find some beauty in it.
2006-12-09 12:39:28 · answer #3 · answered by Offkey 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They must, seen as a lot of people coming out of surgery do look a bit edgy and oddly coloured. Their appreciation of fine art also stretches (no pun intended) to Dadaism I think, or how else does one explain the bland expressions of the mutilated masses?
2006-12-09 12:41:49 · answer #4 · answered by McAtterie 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I guess that would depend on the surgeon.
2006-12-09 12:38:25 · answer #5 · answered by TatuGrl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Michael Jackson's certainly did! Should we hang him up in a museum?
2006-12-10 06:56:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
deponeds on the surgeons but im sure some do
2006-12-09 12:39:48 · answer #7 · answered by Vonny 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont know but i just wanted to tell you that your avatar is really cool. Its different and i like it.
2006-12-09 12:44:53 · answer #8 · answered by Thumper 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
depends on their taste in art.
2006-12-09 12:38:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
whoa.... never thought about that.... what about Mr. Jackson..
who made THAT mess....?
2006-12-09 12:41:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe.
2006-12-09 12:38:09 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋