If me saying those things don't get me laid, what will?
2006-12-09 12:20:44 · 19 answers · asked by Hello 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Baby, is your daddy a thief? 'Cause I think he stole 2 hams and stuck 'em in your pants.
LMAO!
Good luck in the pursuit of getting laid - just please make sure it's covered FIRST:-)
2006-12-09 12:23:25 · answer #1 · answered by Silly me 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Believe me there are quite a few women out there that would give it up without any promises just as long as you have a couple bucks. lol
2006-12-09 20:29:36 · answer #2 · answered by Thumper 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heres the unlimited credit card fix us up with your ultimate fantasy
2006-12-09 20:22:33 · answer #3 · answered by eternallygrateful 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like the 100th pick up line.....heard it all before a long time ago...better think of something else.
2006-12-09 20:22:02 · answer #4 · answered by Lynn M 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you must get laid a lot, but just stay away from the really bad ones like "did it hurt?"..."when you fell from heaven", and stupid stuff like that.
here's a hint...if i like you, as long as you don't act stupid, i would probably...
2006-12-09 20:31:04 · answer #5 · answered by guudkarma 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A good punch in the eye from who ever you try it on!!!!!
Be nice! Or you will get layed but not the way you mean.
OUCH!
2006-12-09 20:24:31 · answer #6 · answered by Penny Mae 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It won't do you anything unless it's heartfelt, and i don't think that this is heartfelt if all your thinking about is getting laid....
2006-12-09 20:23:07 · answer #7 · answered by Stark 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stamina, length, girth, and a juicy talented tongue.
2006-12-09 20:23:37 · answer #8 · answered by pitbull lover 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!! Those lines are so lame. Get creative.
2006-12-09 20:29:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well you had me a Hello!
2006-12-09 20:21:56 · answer #10 · answered by shookyloo® 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋