2006-12-09 12:02:19 · 8 answers · asked by metsfan 1 in Politics & Government ➔ Government
Spend millions of dollars convincing the public
1. they aren't safe unless they vote for you.
2. they aren't patriotic unless they vote for you.
3. they'll go to hell unless they vote for you.
That should do it! ;->
2006-12-09 12:10:50 · answer #1 · answered by philosophy_evolves 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not sure if I am the best sorce(after all I am 13), but maybe I am. My father is trying to be governer of Florida somewhere in the future so I know alot about this stuff. So I'll just tell you what he's been through so you can have tips or whatsnot. He was a high school teacher then he quit to be a FBI agent and kept looking for promotions. He has to do alot of traveling. Right now, I am in El Salvador because he is repersenting the FBI in Guatemala, El Salvador, Belize, and Hondorus. After this, I think it's back to DC. But yeah, I'm not much of a help, am I?
2006-12-09 20:20:25 · answer #2 · answered by Bell 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
understand that it does NOT take a village..it takes a responisble set of parents who say no without childrens services interference. it takes a government who understands confiscatory tax rates and unfunded liberal welfare mandates hurt not help people and it takes a voting populus who understands liberals are basically the same as carpetbaggers and snake oil salesmen of the civil war era...if you understand what built the usa was self reliance and determination and the liberal diatribe followed soon after the 1914 income tax, then you have a good chance of being a president who can at least do more for your electorate than the largest tax increase in us history and cigar play with interns.
2006-12-09 20:13:07 · answer #3 · answered by koalatcomics 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You need three things: 1.-A constant, charming smile. 2: Develop the ability to lie convincingly, and 3: Pledge lifelong allegiance to Haliburton
2006-12-09 21:40:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If the present one is any indication, have your brain removed.
And learn to say things like:
I think -- tide turning -- see, as I remember -- I was raised in the desert, but tides kind of -- it's easy to see a tide turn -- did I say those words?
--George w. Bush 06/14/2006
2006-12-09 20:06:12 · answer #5 · answered by Ferret 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1.never tell the truth. 2.never addmitt to inhaling. 3.remember that cigars are made for more things than smoking.
2006-12-09 20:08:11 · answer #6 · answered by waljac6108 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Join the Republican Party. Real Americans belong to that party. Not the liberal pot smokin tree hugin war cuttin democratic cowards.
2006-12-09 20:07:28 · answer #7 · answered by conservativehick222 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hillary, no matter what you do, it's NOT happening.
2006-12-09 20:05:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋