2006-12-09 11:17:51 · 17 answers · asked by olliehot 1 in Pets ➔ Reptiles
You are not that gorgeous 15-year-old girl, are you?
A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He
Thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, Ribbit 9 Iron."
The man looks around and doesn't see anyone. Again, he hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron." He looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong, puts the club away, and grabs a 9 iron.
Boom! He hits it 10 inches from the cup. He is shocked. He says to the frog, "Wow that's amazing.
You must be a lucky frog, eh?
The frog replies, "Ribbit Lucky frog." The man decides to take the
frog
with him to the next hole.
"What do you think frog?" the man asks. "Ribbit 3 wood."
The guy takes out a 3 wood and, Boom! Hole in one. The
man is befuddled and doesn't know what to say. By the end of the day, the man golfed the best game of golf in his life and asks the frog, "OK where to next?"
The frog replies, "Ribbit Las Vegas.
" They go to Las Vegas and the guy says, "OK frog, now what?" The frog says, "Ribbit Roulette." Upon approaching the roulette table, The man
asks, "What do you think I should bet?" The frog replies, "Ribbit
$3000,black 6."
Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after the golf game the man figures what the heck.
Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table.
The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the hotel. He sits the frog down and says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you. You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful."
The frog replies,
"Ribbit Kiss Me." He figures why not, since after all the frog did for him, he deserves it. With a kiss,the frog turns into a gorgeous 15-year-old girl. "And that, your honor, is how the girl ended up in my room.
2006-12-12 23:19:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Trace your family tree, and see if there's any frogs in there.
Love ya Babez
XX
2006-12-09 19:28:12 · answer #2 · answered by sexy_q&a_princess 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
don't hop too much, you might just croak
tad-pole-vaulting is much safer
btw why is this in 'reptiles'? Frogs are amphibians, and PROUD of it!
2006-12-09 19:27:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you answer the door...those lovely men in the white coats will take you on a little car ride!!
2006-12-10 02:17:26 · answer #4 · answered by Cockneyrebel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You hop as much as you like, mate. They can't touch you for it.
2006-12-09 19:23:59 · answer #5 · answered by mcfifi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you're a frog then I'm an egg! Oh ... hang on ...
2006-12-09 19:27:02 · answer #6 · answered by Oeuf 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No not at all most of us have phases where we do the same. It is perfectly normal so carry on doing it till you croak.
2006-12-09 19:33:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do you eat flies? There is always the possibility you could be a kangaroo.
2006-12-09 19:34:31 · answer #8 · answered by michelle p 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This can be turned to huge advantage - do you know how many princesses will kiss you to see if you turn into a prince?
2006-12-09 19:32:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
i think youre hopping mad
2006-12-10 08:20:52 · answer #10 · answered by adams girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋