2006-12-09 11:10:50 · 17 answers · asked by Guy B 1 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
Tell them it's time for the ritual sacrifice, and ask them how painlessly they'd like to die.
2006-12-09 11:18:54 · answer #1 · answered by philosophy_evolves 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Politely ask them to leave and tell them that you can no longer entertain them. The next time they are coming to visit, make arrangements at a nice motel or hotel near your home so that you have your house back in the evening after they leave. House guests can be great, but if they are clueless, they don't know when to leave and you have to just tell them.
2006-12-09 19:20:14 · answer #2 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell them the truth, That they have overstayed their welcome,be polite,and tell them plain," IT IS TIME TO GO"
2006-12-09 23:58:47 · answer #3 · answered by JNISSI 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you don't want to ruffle any feathers, make up a story! Say that you have to take a business/personal trip that you had totally forgotten about. Or, say that some smelly required maintenance needs to be done on your abode (sewer, or roach termination). If you rent, say that your landlord is attempting to charge you higher rent because he/she believes you are moving in more people than what it states on your lease. This is a tough one!! Good Luck!
2006-12-09 19:17:34 · answer #4 · answered by Talkstress 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1.yell 2.get drunk 3.start making love with wife 4.break something 5.get the guest drunk and tell him that theres free beer outside
6.run around house naked 7.fight 8.blow up something in the house 9.kick them out 10.drug them and put them in the neighbors yard.
2006-12-09 20:03:53 · answer #5 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell them to take part in house hold chores like cooking, washing, dusting, cleaning vessels etc.Go on giving orders in polite requesting tone.If they go out tell them to have dinner or lunch outside as you will also be going out. Keep the fridge as empty as possible .do not refill. If still they persist ask them to bring provisions and pay the bills.
2006-12-09 20:39:44 · answer #6 · answered by Brahmanda 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
tell them to leave
Jesus loves you and he cares about you. He sees every tear that you cry and everything bit of anger, hurt, and frustration that you have. He wants to be Lord of your life. Surrender all to him. Ask him to forgive you of your sins and help you to turn from them. Being a Christian is not just about adding Jesus to who you are. The Bible says that you will be a new creature, all things will be passed away and all things will be new. It also says that whoever sins is not of God. Ask God to show you his holiness and the way he wants you to live. Get a KJV Bible and read and pray everyday to draw closer to God. God loves you, Obey Him.
2006-12-09 20:50:38 · answer #7 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Light them on fire.
Just kidding. Let them know politely that you enjoy their company, but the time has come to get your home back.
2006-12-09 19:23:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call the police
2006-12-10 19:57:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Four words. Shotgun, apple, William Tell. They'll be gone before you know it!
2006-12-11 01:24:05 · answer #10 · answered by reddhottmagmma 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋