He stalks children and somehow knows if they've been good or bad.. and then he breaks and enters millions of homes expecting hand outs of cookies and milk.
What is the world coming to when we have felons like that roaming our streets?
2006-12-09 11:07:33 · 12 answers · asked by k² 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Hey sour grapes! You gotta love them!
2006-12-09 11:11:47 · update #1
It's even worse here in Scotland. Everybody gives him a glass of sherry and a mince pie.
So he's flying around p*ssed off his face.
Let's catch him this year and get him breathalysed.
2006-12-09 11:21:19 · answer #1 · answered by mcfifi 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Oh yes, lets lock up santa. A whole lot of good that would do everyone. Interesting way to look at it though. I am sure though you will get on a lot of peoples bad sides with that :)
2006-12-09 11:10:55 · answer #2 · answered by lustfulcalgal 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why do you think he only comes out once a year. He's out on day release.
2006-12-09 11:13:23 · answer #3 · answered by Lewisthelab 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He's reading this right now and it looks like you're getting a lump of coal tar as you haven't been good!!! (it works well for dandruff though!)
2006-12-09 11:10:33 · answer #4 · answered by Neil555 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You should do what all the rest of us do - leave your door open for him and then he doesn't have to break in. :)
2006-12-09 11:26:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wel there's just not enough room for all of them at the psychiatric ward at christmas...
2006-12-09 11:13:17 · answer #6 · answered by arydia 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
fisrt off, this is a dumb question. And you know it's a dumb question b/c u just want attention. 2nd. hate to burst ur bubble but santa ain't real. Christmas isn't about presents. it's about hte birth of CHRIST. hence CHRISTmas
2006-12-09 11:10:22 · answer #7 · answered by em_bim23 2 · 0⤊ 4⤋
Hes nearly as bad as Tony Blair then........
2006-12-09 11:10:19 · answer #8 · answered by Jim B. 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
aah didnt santa fill your sack ??
2006-12-09 11:12:16 · answer #9 · answered by cazme20032002 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Here's the thing ... do you WANT presents or not ?
2006-12-09 11:09:47 · answer #10 · answered by Oeuf 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋