2006-12-09 10:55:11 · 41 answers · asked by ahmed s 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Yuck why would you want to
2006-12-09 10:56:55 · answer #1 · answered by Hanky 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Ahmed, I hate to be the one to break it to ya - but the question isn't HOW you can get married to Paris Hilton but WHY would you want to!
She's a gigantic slut who has had sex with many many many men - I'm sure she's got syphillis, gonorrhea, venerial disease, herpes simplex 1, 2 and 3, chylamidia, hepatitis A, B and C, genital warts, anal warts, oral warts and just about every other sexually transimited infection you could imagine (hell, she probably has stuff that the Center for Disease Control hasn't even identified yet!)
I wouldn't get within 10 feet of that chick without a full hazardous materials suit on!
2006-12-09 16:29:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
find a girl with the name paris hilton and marry her vegas style!
if u dont like that idea just get a huge poster whole body and face pic, and dress her up in a wedding dress and say ur idos, "thats hot" haha
2006-12-09 10:57:59 · answer #3 · answered by susu 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have got 2 words for paris hilton SUCK IT.
2006-12-09 10:59:04 · answer #4 · answered by happy chinkoo 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
rob a bank keep loads of hostages when the police come along with the negotiator asking your demands. say you want
'1a minister
&
2 paris hilton'
then get the minister to marry ye then you use the money from the bank to bail you out and the rest to go on honeymoon
then divorce the ***** and take her money.
2006-12-09 11:07:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
well, first you'll need to apply at one of the Hilton hotels in your area...maybe as a ganitor...then you'll work your way up. in about 20 years, when she's dumped more than 60 million guys and you are vice president of the building you work in, you can contact her dying father and ask him to hook you up with paris. then, he can get her... :)
2006-12-09 11:00:14 · answer #6 · answered by Butterfly 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
you might want to aim higher than paris hilton
2006-12-09 10:57:02 · answer #7 · answered by Morgan W 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
dude what i know and hear and my knowledge
in this world you can do what ever you want ..... just set it as your goal in life and accomplish it ..... but paris hilton come on dude .... i would at least reach as far as jessica alba .... but thats a start...... step 1. become famous this is so easy ....or go to the parties she goes to....... ///////
2006-12-09 11:02:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well first of all u got to get The hell of of this site second of all u got 2 be a male prostitute 3rd of all get Ur rich dad 2 get u on the red carpet 4 th of all be a loser
n there u go
2006-12-09 11:00:35 · answer #9 · answered by idkjustanothergurl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get her and you in front of the appropriate official and get her to say " I Do " after death do you part stuff...then you say " I Do " and bingo !..Your married to Paris !
2006-12-09 11:00:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
um...is this a joke???
haha marry paris hilton..well kidnapping her mite work
2006-12-09 10:56:57 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋