How do you wipe your derriere if you have 2 broken arms ?

Answer 1

slide around on the rug using your feet as a anchor to pull urself

Answer 2

Assuming your computer-controlled sonic shower has went on the bung again, ask Captain Jean-Luc Picard to lend you his furry saddle (before the Bussard Collectors are switched on), and to get the crew to take turns at replacing the fur after each occasion.

Altenatively, you can return to the hospital and ask them to fit a bionic arm with lots of chicken feathers at the loose end.

Answer 3

Do you have access to plenty of hot water and a shower or a bidet.

You don't have to have two broken arms to have this problem. An obese person may have the same difficulty.

Answer 4

I suppose you could train your toes to wipe your bum. I think this would be an extremely funny site if someone was a fly on your bathroom wall.

Answer 5

Have disposable towels on a stand next to you, and sit on it and have them pinned down, and wipe with the back and forth motion.

Answer 6

Find a nice tree, peel the bark off with your teeth then do the bump.

Answer 7

in the styleee of a dog - just sit right down and drag urself forward - scraping your whole on the grass.
or you could just find a unlucky tree

Answer 8

same as dogs do sit down on the carpet and wriggle your bum or ask a really fat friend with short arms how they do it,oops now i have offended fat people

Answer 9

no clue..ask someone who has 2 broken arms

Answer 10

Make like the Queen and get someone to do it for you!