Me: Lily, have you got your Christmas decs up?
Lily: Yeah, and we've got a pink tree!
Me: Wow! Is it real?
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Anyone else wanna own up to something similar?
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2006-12-09 10:09:13 · 48 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I once asked how much for free samples at a supermarket.
2006-12-09 10:13:48 · answer #1 · answered by J3Buckets 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Not me. But I have a good one.
I worked at a casino in Vegas. A lady and her hubby walked up and asked where the sharks were.
Me- They are right back there where you came from. Behind the registration desk.
Lady- No! The big sharks! The 6 or 7 footers!
(we didn't have any but some small 1 or 2 footers)
Me- Those were the 6 or 7 footers!
Lady- No they were very small.
Me- Madam, have you ever held binoculars backwards? And everything looks real small?
Lady- Sure.
Me- The owner of this casino had a special glass installed just like that, so you can see the whole aquarium.
Lady- Really? Wow! That's incredible.
Husband- (trying to rescue wife's stupidity) So how do you suppose those little clown fish appear so big then?
Lady- (really indignant) Yeah, hey wait a minute. What about that?
Me- The owner had Bausch and Lomb create a special optical dust to allow them to be that size.
Lady- Oooh! (jabs husband in arm) SEE!
Husband- I can't believe you're that stupid!
I think they may have left for a Reno divorce. Ooops!
2006-12-09 10:31:26 · answer #2 · answered by Daystar 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was at the dollar store and heard a customer ask the worker how much something was
duh!
me in the car talking to myself,
"uh oh, I left my cell phone at home, i better call home to let my husband know" me looking around, "hey where's my phone"
I'm really glad no one heard that conversation
2006-12-09 10:32:14 · answer #3 · answered by njyecats 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No i dont think its possible to get dumber than that, well i did have a friend with me one time going down the highway, say a semi smash a deer, it was gone and she asked if it was dead
2006-12-09 10:12:14 · answer #4 · answered by Robert B 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i was sixteen at the time and am blonde so i am using tht as my excuse........
we had a sandwich delivery guy that used to come round every day... i got onto the van which was all labelled up as "Mr Bunn" and said, how mad is that that your surname relates to your business... i didn't buy anymore sandwiches off him after that and still get laughed at about it now when i see my old work mates.......6 years on!
2006-12-09 10:13:44 · answer #5 · answered by Just Me.... 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes,
Police officer: Do you know the speed limit?
Me: No, Do you?
Police officer: Would you say that you have consumed at least a six pack of beer tonight.
Me: Yes, I'd say closer to a twelve pack. Would you like one?
Police Officer: That's it. You’re coming with me.
Me: Only if you are taking me back to a bar.
2006-12-09 10:19:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yaaaaay I get 2 points and I'm up to 400 now. Thanks for asking this question so I could answer it. MAn, I just put my Christmas tree up today. It's real, I should spray paint it pink. Man I sure do miss playing with Mr. Potato Head in 1st grade...
2006-12-09 10:14:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
(3 of us were doing a puzzle. it was one of those where it was like a mystery and you had to fill in what goes with who or what or where and it wa about teddy bears)
Monica: This bear fell into a lake and was eatin by fish. Besides, who would own a bear?
Me: Ummm Monica, they're teddy bears
Monica: But.... oh
2006-12-09 10:16:47 · answer #8 · answered by toribelleh 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I remember when George W said something like "mission accomplished ". Isn't that dumber?
2006-12-09 10:13:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oohhh yeah....
It was back in middle school and i was in the geography bee.
Person: asking stuff: Name the country that...(i forgot the rest but yeah i have to name a certain country)
Me:Texas!
Uhhh dumb i know!Obviously i lost the bee...lol
~Hugz
2006-12-09 10:13:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋