My son has continuous screechmarks in his underpants - he pebble-dashes the toilet and blasts it out all over the seat and lid of the pan - I've never seen anything like it, and it stinks - my partner has to scrub it with a brush, and shes heaving.
If I scrub his balls and **** with dettol will this help or make matters worse??
2006-12-09 09:46:33 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Men's Health
Best question ever :D
Im absolutely laughing my head off so much im crying.
How can i take this seriously??
2006-12-09 10:27:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It sounds like he is a young boy and in a big hurry. Also it sounds like he is not sitting completely down on the toilet seat. Make him sit all the way down on the seat and then use a toilet brush to clean the bowl if it has spattered. When my sons did not seem to clean their bottoms well and soiled their briefs, I started making them call me after using the toilet and made them bend all the way over and put their hands on the floor to show me that they had wiped completely. If not, I used baby wipes and alcohol wipes on everything and and cleaned them really well. They learned the hard way but faster than lectures. Also making them take their underpants off and putting them in the washer helped too.
2006-12-09 21:56:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
All i think he needs it to wash his bits more often and to wipe more. I look at every bit of toilet paper after i wipe, if its got dirt runs on it then i`m not clean enough. It may sound gross but once i wipe and the toilet paper stays clean then i know i`v wiped enough.
Give him a good telling to as there is no need for missing the pan all the time.
2006-12-09 17:51:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well if your son cant wipe his own a r s e properly yet and leaves the toilet in such a mess, make him wash his own pants by hand and make him clean the toilet. Dont let him get away with it!
2006-12-09 17:54:13 · answer #4 · answered by mistickle17 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You don't say how old your son is, but have you consider making him wipe his anus properly with either toilet training wipes (Kandoo or supermarket own brand) or baby wipes? They are slightly moist and can avoid soreness caused by excessive wiping.
And teach him what the toilet brush is for, too.
2006-12-09 19:29:31 · answer #5 · answered by MarkEverest 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
he sounds like a young lad, if so just teach him how to do it properly and punish him if he doesnt do what you teach him as you cant go on cleaning his **** till hes left home u no, if he does it at home he will do it anywhere likeat public toliets and your mates house so WATCH OUT AND SORT IT OUT.
2006-12-09 20:16:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I bet he's a right little s**t ain't he?
2006-12-09 18:00:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
he don't wipe *** properly.
2006-12-09 18:34:20 · answer #8 · answered by jahh 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋