How many women realize the advantage of not having balls?

Question

Lets face it testicles are a hazzard. They hurt, they cause pain. Girls do not have them. Thus women are superior! What are your thoughts?

Answer 1

I was thinking about walking out in the back yard to take a piss, and thinking about how glad I was to have a dick.

We got ya there, ladies! Gatorade jugs in the car. Leaning over along the highway and pretending to check a tire, writing our names in the snow. Zip, whiz, zip again, we're all done. Any old place will do. So what if we got to live with having balls?

Don't have to squirm around and howl and try to find a gas station, or jump out somewhere and pants ourselves and unload with that girly FWWWSSSSSSSSSS sound or wish we had some toilet paper when we got none because we can just give it a few shakes, and not have to sit around in soggy drawers afterward. You envy THAT much about us. I know.

Answer 2

A lot of women have balls they even want mine because they keep threatening to cut them off and their buddy every time they get pissed. One more thing how would you like to walk around with big breast that's got to be a pain! I don't think many men would wish that on themselves I guess you can't have all the advantages.

Answer 3

I am not superior because I dont have testicles. I am superior because I am a child of God very secure in my womanhood and I know that gender differences do not make us any better or any less superior to each other. Only simple-minded people think that way.

Answer 4

I believe all men secretly want to dress up like women - at least once. If a plausible enough reason presents itself (for those who would not want to openly betray their masculinity) they will don all things girly and parade themselves around. On the other hand I don't believe women even have this dilemma. We have more options! No one generally questions our choice of attire. We wear pants and skirts, we can be tomboys or princesses or something in between. So the question is 'do we realize the advantage?' I say - of course! Because metaphorically speaking (where it really matters) we got em. Physically, they're just another nuisance we don't need.

Answer 5

Patty, what men have to put up with everyday we count as a blessing.

Lee, There are some women out there that seem to have balls!!

Cool, all them Breasts look comfortable to me!

filia, we run fast and recklessly to with no fear. We know how to protect our Balls.

Answer 6

I must admit, I was in the dark over this issue for a very long time, until I realized that I only have to have something bother me when I walk once every month and then only for a few days, now I realize that I AM lucky not to have to deal with what men have to deal with on a day in day out basis. Lamentations.

Answer 7

I'm glad, personally. I think I would much rather take a jab to the breast (yes, ouch!) than a blow to the "boys" (SERIOUS ouch!), any day. And breasts aren't sex organs, of course. Their only biological function (and sex is biological) is to feed offspring. That they are sexualized is purely a social construct, and mainly a western one, at that.

Answer 8

Women have an equivalent: the breasts. My girlfriend used to engage in Melee, a sport where people basically whack each other with foam-covered weapons, when she was younger. One day she took a hard shot to the chest from another girl's weapon, and it pretty much dropped her like a sack of potatoes.

So I guess we're pretty much equal when it comes to protruding, sensitive sex organs.

Answer 9

Nothing against the stronger sex (i'm referring to women, btw), but as a ball bearer I think I'd rather be a man. I think I've grown quite comfortable in my manhood, so to speak.

I think that you just have to be careful that you don't ask any stuipid question than can result in balls that hurt...

Answer 10

I don't agree that testicles are a hazard. As long as men refrain from copying stunts they've seen on 'Jackass', then they shouldn't cause them too many problems.