Is it ok to have eels popping out of your bum every 55 minutes?

Question

Well, I noticed that ive got an itchy tingly sensation in my bum every 55 minutes or around that time so i crouched down with a mirror on the floor and pulled my bum cheeks apart and to my horror there was an eel staring at me from my bum! I went downstairs to ask family if this was normal and they told me that father has been planting eel eggs in my bum to feed the kippers in the kipper farm in our garden! I mean I love the kippers but surely they dont all get fed from eels from bums do they? sent

Answer 1

There is a huge eel bum factory in Ealing in London. I've witnessed it with my own eyes... They have lots of people who have the eggs up their bum growing the eels up there. They feed all the kippers in London this way. If your father doesn't want to pay the heavy transport fees importing bum ells from London, maybe that's why he's decided to grow them in you. I wouldn't worry about it too much, How else will the kippers get fed? xxx

Answer 2

I doubt very much father is feeding all the kippers out of your a@s if this is only happening every 55 minutes. Have you noticed if bother, mother and llama have been itching there bums every hour. I would watch them for a while and see.

Answer 3

Those poor eels. Liberate them! Don't let the kippers eat them!

Relocate your bum to another part of the country and let the eels run free in a big lake in the countryside!

:)

Answer 4

This is entirely natural. You probably just have the flu. I've heard of this happening with squids before. I assume this is the same ordeal. If the eels try and attack you, you should see a doctor or possibly animal control.

Answer 5

yes not a problem,careful the eels don't bite your bum ,can be nasty little devils ,heard Gloucester/river Severn was famous for its baby eels wondered where they bred them ,you could start a shop rach,selling jellied kipper with organic eel sauce.x

Answer 6

Yeah, sure it is me hearty - do not worry my son, I was once on an expedition up the Amazon Jungle with a couple of Kaffirs in the early 1920s - just when that sort of thing was becoming fashionable, when one morning, I saw to my amazement, one of the said Kaffirs bent over the fire with his black ***, red raw from
pulling 'scrutchin' worms from it. It was bleeding, and, what turned my stomach the most was, the sight of his mate sucking the worms out of his black puckered hairy arsehole.
And you think you've got problems with EELS!!!

Answer 7

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Answer 8

Sounds as though they are having you on! It more likely a case of worms!! They do make appearances out of your bum every now and then! Suggest you go to the doctor and get de-wormed!

Answer 9

Dont worry, it is more normal than you think, whether they are eels, snakes or worms it is ok, jus as long as nothing bigger like a puppy comes out u should be fine.

Answer 10

I'm sure some of them do, but father has an eel stall in St Pauls Road and uses it for.....oops! better not say anymore.