2006-12-09 08:01:46 · 17 answers · asked by Alicia K 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
reese witherspoon's legally blonde!
"Oh, I like your outfit too, except when I dress up as a frigid b*tch, I try not to look so constipated."
2006-12-09 16:57:17 · answer #1 · answered by ... 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, this requires thought.
By far, there are a lot of good quotes here.
One of my favorites is the constant tension between Ted Knight and Rodney Dangerfield in Caddyshack:
The scene - 1st tee at Bushwood, where Judge Smails (Ted Knight) is ready to tee off.
Al Czervik (Rodney Dangerfield) says, "Hey Judge, I'll bet you 20 you slice it into the woods".
Judge Smails - Betting Is Not Permitted at Bushwood, Sir.
slices shot into the woods.
Al Czervik - You can owe me.
Judge Smails (angry) - I OWE YOU NOTHING!
2006-12-09 16:25:06 · answer #2 · answered by MoltarRocks 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Harry Callahan: I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?
Bank Robber: I gots to know.
Dirty Harry......good movie
2006-12-09 16:13:04 · answer #3 · answered by doug 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Jake: Hit it.
The Blues Brothers
2006-12-09 16:04:03 · answer #4 · answered by Shane 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
He Vas My Boyfriend!
Young Frankenstein
2006-12-09 16:07:27 · answer #5 · answered by marie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well obviously the correct answer is from FIGHT CLUB, but which could it be:
this is your life and its ending one minute at a time
what kind of dining set defines me as a person
i felt like putting a bullet in between the eyes of every panda who wouldnt mate to saves its species
how much can you really know about yourself if youve never been in a fight
youre not your job
bob had ***** ****
2006-12-09 16:19:09 · answer #6 · answered by kevingolberg 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Laser Gunner fires an extremely inaccurate shot.
Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?
Major Asshole: I did, sir. He's my cousin.
Dark Helmet: Who is he?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole, sir.
Dark Helmet: I know that! What's his name?
Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir. Asshole, Major Asshole!
Dark Helmet: And his cousin?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole too, sir. Gunner's Mate First Class Philip Asshole!
Dark Helmet: How many assholes we got on this ship, anyway?
[Entire bridge crew stands up and raises a hand]
Entire Bridge Crew: Yo!
Dark Helmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes!
2006-12-09 16:09:25 · answer #7 · answered by Zingabeara22 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lee Marvin, as the drunken gunfighter Kid Shelleen, confronted by the sight of the candle-lit coffin of his employer's father:
"Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday, dear Frankie, Happy Birthday to you!"
2006-12-09 16:21:48 · answer #8 · answered by Palmerpath 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Beginning of Rounders.
If you can't spot the sucker at the table in the first 30 minutes, then your the sucker.
2006-12-09 17:21:57 · answer #9 · answered by April M 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Rick Moranis in "Spaceballs" after he smashes his helmet into the wall after coming out of "ludicrous speed". "Let's take 5. Smoke 'em if you got 'em".
2006-12-09 16:11:32 · answer #10 · answered by vanman2u 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋