Dear British Comrades,
We all know that it is a sin for a Taliban male to see any woman naked other than his wife, and that he must commit suicide if he does. So, this Saturday at 4:00 pm all women living in the United Kingdom are asked to walk out of their houses, completely naked, to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses to prove they are not Taliban, and to demonstrate that they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wives and to show support for all British women. And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a six-pack of mild or bitter at your side would be a further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.
The British Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!
IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON
2006-12-13 01:27:04
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answered by Anonymous
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Uh Huh! Well now that got twisted around by you. Do all of them like young boys? You seem to intimate that! Do you have any first hand experience? Why do you look for these sort of things? Do you have latent tendencies?
Is this not the same as saying why are all priests pedophiles, all Baptist ministers, crack head queers? Too bad you are you.
2006-12-09 07:38:24
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answered by Jimfix 5
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i think of the ''guy'' who advised you that tale is the backside style of scum and that i think of you're below the imaginary stated ''chum'' to make it up and positioned up it to unfold hate and propaganda in direction of Afghan human beings. Rape is a sentence punishable by using loss of existence in Afghanistan, to rape a newborn is to be complete. women folk are no longer for ''procreation'' they're enjoyed and enjoyed and respected strategies you're patently void of. you're disgusting for making up such trash! EDIT BS from beginning off to end. so which you think of everyone over the age of sixteen in Afghanistan has a beard? incredibly....So your mate is of jokey proportions with out beard and looks like a newborn? Come on no one is paying for this horse pucky, in simple terms stop.
2016-10-05 02:30:14
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answered by vanderbilt 4
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You read this article and this is what you ask??
What has gone wrong in Afghanistan if the Taliban is now doing this? I thought we invaded that country to free people from the oppressive Taliban or was that just another lie.
2006-12-09 07:33:44
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answered by Perplexed 7
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Because young boys are stupid, and haven't had the experiences that would normally alert them to a bad thing. Besides, that age group is one of the strongest and most healthy groups.
2006-12-09 07:31:57
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answered by Captain Moe 5
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For the same reason the Christian Church loves the young boys.
For the same reason the Republicans like Foley likes young boys.
Seems like Afghanistan has the same "hush hush" problem like we do have in the US (ATTN: Etics Committe findings and actions taken)
2006-12-09 07:32:46
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answered by Anonymous
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In closed societies, where normal sex is a taboo, it is a common thing for people who have power & authority to engage in pervercy, in over eating or in both.
2006-12-09 07:40:33
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answered by Avner Eliyahu R 6
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Really? So when did Mark Foley become a member of the Taliban? lmfao.
2006-12-09 07:40:22
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answered by Third Uncle 5
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It's too bad we don't have Bin Laden in custody. Maybe we could do something about this then. I doubt Saddam has anything to do with this.
2006-12-09 07:34:27
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answered by Shotten 3
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Because they can't run as fast as goats!
2006-12-09 07:33:01
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answered by Anonymous
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