how come santa claus has to be a fat man in a red suit. couldnt he be thin and wearing a yellow suit. why do we light christmas trees. did you know jello is made of animal bones. why dont we have enough smart people in this world. how come peple try so hard to fit in. why do our christmas trees have to look perfect if they are supposed to look natural. why do we put ornaments ont he xmas trees. and why am i so pretty.
2006-12-09 07:03:50 · 3 answers · asked by Chm 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Other - Holidays
Are you really pretty???
Ok Ok, I don’t doubt it. I don’t know you but I think you are so pretty because you look just like any ordinary Christmas tree without any decoration and make-up etc
2006-12-09 07:12:02 · answer #1 · answered by saehli 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, let me see...that's a minus 45 pointer, there...
1. He doesn't. Blame Clement Moore for writing him that way.
2. Yes he could.
3. So we don't run over them in the parlor.
4.Yes.
5. You're not giving birth fast enough, and I'm not fathering them.
6. Because we're made to.
7. Think perfectly natural and you've got it.
8. Originally it wasn't Christmas, and it was heads and hands and the genitals of enemies, except now we're nicer (kind of).
9. It's the light shining from your soul, my dear friend.
2006-12-09 07:12:49 · answer #2 · answered by Palmerpath 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
boy, you sure have a lot to ask
you need to slow down 1question at a time.........please
2006-12-09 07:15:12 · answer #3 · answered by alleykhad607 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋