2006-12-09 06:56:07 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
I am ugly, a loser, a maniac but I am filthy rich!
2006-12-09 09:02:40 · answer #1 · answered by Trixter 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm being honest with you. No pick up line is going to work an a girl with a brain.
Avoid them at all cost or she will just say something rude or simply walk away.
Just say Hi and introduce yourself. Engage in conversation with her like you would anyone on an elevator.
Most women find pick up lines corny and cheesy.
For example, all the pick up lines I have just read in response to your question, I have heard many times before. Yes. ALL of them.
It just makes the guy look unimaginative and lame. A guy who can't think on his feet.
Besides, chances are, any line you use, she will have heard before, making it look even worse for you.
After all, I've heard all these lines above me before. It makes us groan.
2006-12-09 15:07:47 · answer #2 · answered by Molly 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Walk up to the target and say "If I told you that you have a nice body, would you hold it against me?" She will laugh for sure and it's a great ice-breaker. She immediately sees that you have a sense of humor and would be fun to be around. It's worked every time for me. Enjoy!!!!!
2006-12-09 14:59:34 · answer #3 · answered by kosmoistheman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh my god ha ha my friend from school is always telling us really LAME pickup lines and its SO funny here's a couple of them:
I'm sorry, can I borrow a map? I seem to have lost myself in your eyes.
If I told you you have a great body, would you hold it against me?
Excuse me, I seem to have lost my virginity. Can I borrow yours?
Also here's another one not from my friend: Did you get arrested earlier? Cuz it's gotta be illegal to look that good.
hope this helps you.
2006-12-09 15:01:09 · answer #4 · answered by katie larsen 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Basically "God bless you" works on everything. You can greet a person by saying it, you can say good bye with it too. If someone is giving you a hard time you say "God bless you" and then you go away.
God bless you
2006-12-09 15:04:36 · answer #5 · answered by Lady Di 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you a marathoner? because you keep running through my mind
2006-12-09 15:04:05 · answer #6 · answered by charles g 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
excuse me do you know what the time is...im telling you now....dont buy a rolex
2006-12-09 15:00:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes.............. You say " If you were a booger I would pick you first." hahahahahahahaha
2006-12-09 22:23:00 · answer #8 · answered by Diana 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Would you like to get married and have children with me?"
2006-12-09 15:02:57 · answer #9 · answered by Palmerpath 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Hey - nice shoes. Wanna *&^%?"
2006-12-09 14:58:19 · answer #10 · answered by c.arsenault 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋