2006-12-09 05:54:14 · 17 answers · asked by threetenor 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Stop posting on Yahoo Answers and go to the hospital. Dried blood makes your keys stick.
2006-12-09 05:56:03 · answer #1 · answered by robtheman 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Repair the paper cutter
2006-12-09 14:05:52 · answer #2 · answered by campmor 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
stop playing with sharp objects. Then get a life since it's nearly impossible to cut your hand off with a papper cutter, unless you purposly put your hand under the cutting blade and apply extream force.
2006-12-09 14:01:36 · answer #3 · answered by Tee 1 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Dial 911!
2006-12-09 13:55:46 · answer #4 · answered by jennifer g 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Go to the ER
2006-12-09 22:26:42 · answer #5 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll help, take this valium, and when you wake up, you'll be all better. But you might be missing a kidney.
2006-12-09 13:56:58 · answer #6 · answered by Raziel 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Go to the ER immediately before you die of massive blood loss
2006-12-09 13:56:03 · answer #7 · answered by dolphinluver22000 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
call 911 and then clean up your mess
2006-12-09 14:00:42 · answer #8 · answered by daniel h 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
glue it back on. get a beer. dont worry u'll be fine. looks its just a scratch.
2006-12-09 13:57:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Get off the computer and call 911!!!!
2006-12-09 13:56:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋