hand to hand combat. jesus cant use logic and reason to sway norris otherwise are the only criteria.
2006-12-09 05:52:06 · 27 answers · asked by botackt 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Chuck Norris. Jesus is waaay too peaceful to fight back. Didn't you see The Passion? He just takes a beating until he dies. My money's on Chuck.
2006-12-09 05:54:46 · answer #1 · answered by robtheman 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jesus
2006-12-09 05:53:17 · answer #2 · answered by monster_jessica 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Jesus. But I do not think he would get into a fight with Chuck Norris to begin with. WWJD
2006-12-09 05:54:01 · answer #3 · answered by Rewind 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris would win then Jesus would forgive him.
2006-12-09 05:54:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
jesus!
not because I am religious but I'm sure the lord would know every thing about hand to hand combat.
Plus I'm sick of watching Walker Texas Ranger, chuck always wins the fight...and if he gets shot its never that bad or it bounces off his badge(so pathetic)
2006-12-09 05:54:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Charles Bronson
2006-12-09 05:53:25 · answer #6 · answered by SNK1 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wasn't jesus magic or something?
I think Norris would win by default since jesus wouldn't show up. He died long ago.
2006-12-09 05:54:53 · answer #7 · answered by Abe Simpson 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
In a cartoon, always the imaginary person wins. Chuck Norris is real, so...
2006-12-09 05:54:52 · answer #8 · answered by blapath 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If you're talking about Jesus Gomez from Mexico, then most likely Chucky.
2006-12-09 05:55:19 · answer #9 · answered by chaseki 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Since chuck norris was born the occurence of roundhouse kick related deaths has gone up by 3400%. Jesus has no shot
2006-12-09 05:53:37 · answer #10 · answered by jdog33 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋