2006-12-09 05:48:00 · 14 answers · asked by mike b 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Other - Holidays
Because Santa is merely a figment of one's creative imagination. It's amazing how fast thoughts can travel within the brain.
2006-12-09 05:50:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Toby Keith answer your Question this way
Hot Rod Sleigh
Toby Keith
I saw one of Santa's helpers at the grocery store today
He was standin' at the front door givin' candy canes away
And I told him I was worried about a certain situation
How's Santa gonna get here with this risin' population
He said, I talked to the north pole sometime late last week
And it seems that dear ol' Santa has got somethin' up his sleeve
As I leaned in to listen, he whispered in my hear
He said, don't you dare repeat a single word of this, you hear
He said, boss man's all excited 'cause his new sled's almost ready
And they say he's got it painted up, looks just like Richard Petty's
And Rudolph and the reindeer, they're lookin' long and mean
It's the fastest, highest flyin' winter wonderland machine
I ain't seen it for myself, but I heard say
Santa Claus has got a hot rod sleigh
It's got a heater in the floorboard 'cause he's gettin' old, you know
And a windshield with the wipers should he happen on some snow
Landin' lights of red and white all stuck along the side
So he can spot the rooftops as he's fallin' from the sky
He's got a king-size toy bin, locks in all the latches
And a big old custom air seat with a safety belt that matches
Only thing about it that worries him a heap
Is that he might be here just long before the children get to sleep
He said, boss man's all excited 'cause his new sled's almost ready
And they say he's got it painted up, looks just like Richard Petty's
And Rudolph and the reindeer, they're lookin' long and mean
It's the fastest, highest flyin' winter wonderland machine
I ain't seen it for myself, but I heard say
Santa Claus has got a hot rod sleigh
Well, I ain't seen it for myself, but I heard say
Santa Claus has got a hot rod sleigh
2006-12-09 13:56:16 · answer #2 · answered by justmejimw 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Santa's got a "Nos" bottle duct-taped to Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Donner, Cupid, Donner and Blitzen's butts. That's why they're rarely seen (in the sky) ... they're goin' at warp-speeeeeeeeeeeed!!
2006-12-09 14:18:16 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Carol♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you travel faster then the speed of light... this should be possible... also remeber he has different time zones so he really has a gap of 2 days... becuase asia is a day or 2 days ahead of the continent of America
2006-12-09 13:57:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He feeds the reindeer brussel sprouts for weeks before Christmas Eve.
2006-12-09 13:54:02 · answer #5 · answered by Adam We 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First of all, Santa is NOT reall. But he gets around in his sleigh.
2006-12-09 13:55:24 · answer #6 · answered by Juno ツ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
8 tiny reindeer, plus the one with the lit up nose : )
2006-12-09 13:59:06 · answer #7 · answered by Sandra P 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
His reindeers are on a steroid supplement diet.
2006-12-09 13:59:23 · answer #8 · answered by Gobind T 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
magic
2006-12-09 14:32:25 · answer #9 · answered by Marvin R 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HIS MOM!...(hint: exaggeration)
2006-12-09 13:58:37 · answer #10 · answered by Halley m 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋