Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after the night at a business function.He forces himself to open his eyes and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits down and sees his clothing in front of him,all clean and pressed. Jack looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror and notices a note on the table: "Honey,breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping Love you!!"
He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast
and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks,"Son ...what happened last night?"
"Well, you came home after 3am, drunk and out of your mind. You broke the coffee table, puked in the hallway and got that black eye when you ran into into the door."
2006-12-09 05:30:13 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sports ➔ Football ➔ FIFA World Cup (TM)
"So, why is everything in such perfect order, so clean, I have a rose and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
His son replies, "Oh, THAT!...Mom dragged you to the bedroom and when she
tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone,
B*tch, I'm married!!!".
Broken table - £200
Hot breakfast - £5
Red Rose bud - £2
aspirins - £0.25
Saying the right thing, at the right time... Priceless!!!
2006-12-09 05:33:10 · update #1
LOL He wasn't drunk, he was SMART!!! I must try this with my girlfriend...haha!!!!
2006-12-09 07:14:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If i went out drunk in my country at 3 am I would have finished up in a jail.
G8 to have such a loving wife and a caring son.
2006-12-09 13:34:09 · answer #2 · answered by Ramsees II- the Great One 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
when mom went to take your clothes off and put you to bed you screamed stop i'm a married man
2006-12-09 13:32:41 · answer #3 · answered by curiousjs 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if it is a joke then that is rather hilarious.
if it is not then it is good you are such a caring person:)
2006-12-09 13:37:57 · answer #4 · answered by Tony B 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You're a good wife/girlfriend.
Good story.
2006-12-09 13:35:14 · answer #5 · answered by WestCoastin4Life 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha, hee hee hee. thanx 4 da points.
2006-12-09 14:48:26 · answer #6 · answered by beckham 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I know the rest of the joke... but where is it?
2006-12-09 13:33:11 · answer #7 · answered by dancinggirlsara 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Didnt get the point.What are you talking about?Football?
2006-12-09 16:33:00 · answer #8 · answered by al_pazo 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Im not a man but that was funny!!!
2006-12-09 13:37:56 · answer #9 · answered by мяs. мαтεяαzzι 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ohhh those mastercard commercials
2006-12-10 02:47:40 · answer #10 · answered by Bou 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋