I tried using the hoover for a BJ, and now I'm stuck! Anyone got any ideas how to get it off. I'm serious - no jokes please.
2006-12-09 05:08:30 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Switch it to blow.
And find a girlfriend who can suck a golf ball through 200 yards of garden hose. It's less embarrassing.
2006-12-09 05:11:44 · answer #1 · answered by winballpizard 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A bit of vaseline around the hoover pipe, and switch the hoover to "blow" might help. :-) Ya know, I really wouldn't have admitted that in front of so many readers! lol.
2006-12-09 13:41:28 · answer #2 · answered by Darkwing 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha - oh - sorry to hear you're in a bit of trouble (lmao!) erm... never had that particular experience before so cant really help - is the end of the hoover plastic? - try oils or dunk it in hot water and hope it expands
Get out of there soon!
2006-12-09 13:12:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
why a BJ dont you know a hoover sucks.
2006-12-09 13:12:41 · answer #4 · answered by Snot Me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Any kind of oil that's safe to put on skin, and if you have any (I'm assuming you're in no condition to able to go down the shop) some ice, i guess you've..er.. swollen up a bit in the tube, ice should help.
You won't be doing that again will you?
2006-12-09 13:14:13 · answer #5 · answered by pixiefeet@btinternet.com 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
First of all, I assume you've turned it off? (If you haven't turned it off, then do it.) Wait for your member to get flacid and it should come right out. If that doesn't work, then you will have to call 911 and get some help out there.
After you get out of your situation, don't ever use the vaccuum cleaner for pleasure again. There are adult stores that sell equipment for that sort of need. If you're not an adult, then just please yourself the way boys have for thousands of years.
2006-12-09 13:35:21 · answer #6 · answered by Avie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
next time use a cylinder hoover not an upright
2006-12-10 16:32:13 · answer #7 · answered by silly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hope you get sorted out or are already sorted out.
But I have to admit have been laughing my head off at the thought..
Oh man, I got bellyache right now!!
2006-12-09 14:06:42 · answer #8 · answered by Happy Halloween 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cut you pecker off, you shouldn't be sticking it in a hoover anyway. get a girlfriend
2006-12-09 13:48:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
something greasy like baby oil or cooking oil, and i hope you are not serious!!
2006-12-09 13:11:53 · answer #10 · answered by captain jack 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋