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hey you guys, enough of the insults,, i am 51, bet yer won't need alcohol with me, you.ll need the Viagra,, lol

2006-12-09 05:16:22 · answer #1 · answered by valda54 5 · 3 0

Yes! 8 pints of lager!! But seriously I tell you what, you should get involved with an older lady, they know what they're doing AND they don't mind buying YOU a drink once in a while unlike the tight arsed young 'uns they've normally got a bit of money behind them. Go for it!!

2006-12-09 13:19:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

You people are very rude and you know some day you will be 50. I happen to be 53 no wrinkles not fat and look pretty good. do you think we all look like we are from the stone age.

2006-12-09 13:16:09 · answer #3 · answered by Nani 5 · 3 0

there are some very attractive older women about.
I see lots of young people who look as if they need a good wash.
With as much sex appeal as a monkey.
God help them when they get to 50!

2006-12-09 14:22:35 · answer #4 · answered by dancingcar 3 · 2 0

Aye, a Flaggon of Cider, lol

2006-12-09 13:12:35 · answer #5 · answered by . 7 · 1 0

Yes its called 'alcohol' and you can get it from outlets all over the country, Simply take lots of it and even the scabbiest pig will look like a goddess.

2006-12-09 13:07:41 · answer #6 · answered by thecoldvoiceofreason 6 · 0 3

What would you recommend that the lady might take to help her to fancy YOU?

2006-12-09 20:07:44 · answer #7 · answered by Rachel Maria 6 · 1 0

ya its called mouthwash. there is also a generic version called soap. and if you wanna go all out you can try a toothbrush.

*WARNING*

SERIOUS GOOD SIDE EFFECTS CAN OCCUR WHEN ALL 3 ARE COMBINED!

2006-12-09 13:15:17 · answer #8 · answered by Jeremy 4 · 0 1

Yes geriatric pills.

2006-12-09 13:07:56 · answer #9 · answered by KnOwLeDgE_iS_PoWeR 3 · 0 2

Yes, single malt scotch whisky.

2006-12-09 13:06:52 · answer #10 · answered by stone 3 · 1 2

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