It happened yesterday, and it doesn't hurt, but it's disconcerting, and I don't know what to do to get it out. I really don't want to go to the hostpital. any bright ideas? It's about 4 inches up there, so it's just out of reach of my fingers, but I can just barely confirm that it's still there.
2006-12-09 04:49:38 · 14 answers · asked by sisofphil 2 in Health ➔ Women's Health
yeah, I know, I'm a complete idiot. no, I won't be trying this again any time soon.
I like my word! yeah, and it is all over pop culture. I see nothing wrong with a cutesy euphamism.
I already tried the spoon thing. I can't seem to make that work. I may well have to swallow my pride and go to the hospital. thanks for your suggestions!
2006-12-09 07:11:20 · update #1
You know, I don't EVEN want to know how THAT happened.
However, to solve your problem, sit on the toilet, lean forward slightly, and bear down HARD like you're having a bowel movement. While you're doing so, reach into your VAGINA (we're all big people here - hopefully - so you can SAY the word, for crying out loud!!) with a finger and try to hook it behind the ball and pull it out. Keep repeating this till you get it or you can determine that its no longer there.
BTW, since you can't even bring yourself to type the word VAGINA, then I would STRONGLY recommend staying away from anything even remotely sexually related till you grow up just a teensy bit more, OK?
2006-12-09 05:23:43 · answer #1 · answered by Brutally Honest 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Honestly, sterilize a steel spoon in boiling water...then do a cold shock of ice and cold water... let it warm to room temp then use that to go up there and get it. That's the best thing if you don't want to go to the doctor.
**Also, sticking fingers up there with a PING PONG BALL will only push it up farther or lodge it more. Do NOT stick any thing else up there. If you use a spoon, you'll be able to get around the ball between the walls of your vagina. **
2006-12-09 04:54:32 · answer #2 · answered by superrix83 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What on earth is a "********"?????? I have pretty good knowledge of a womans anatomy and I can tell you with some certainty that there is no part of the body called a "********". Is this some sort of a joke?
If so it is not really all that funny.
Oh, I just had a thought.....if you are like, maybe 7 or 8 years old and that is what your Mommy taught you to call your vagina, you should talk to her, she will know what to do.
Maybe she will tell you not to be sticking things up in your "********".
2006-12-09 04:55:26 · answer #3 · answered by Lady Trinity 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Anyone who is aware of pop culture knows what a "********" is! It's been used on "Grey's Anatomy" and Oprah uses the term all of the time! Get with it!!
Anyway, I like the spoon idea. Good luck!
2006-12-09 05:36:23 · answer #4 · answered by onyx 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
oh what a tangled web we weave when we try too hard to be a party girl. The good thing is, its plastic and besides the bacteria that was already on it multiplying profusely, you should be ok until it works its way out. PUSH, do some excercise, whatever. I bet you wont do it again.
2006-12-09 04:55:34 · answer #5 · answered by act as if 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
keep pushing the muscles will do all the work . Remember if a baby can come out, so can a ping pong ball.
2006-12-09 07:58:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Get a man to get it out. I got a tampon stuck in mine and my boyfriend stuck his long fingers up my thing and pulled it out. It's easier for men, because their fingers are longer.
What exactly were you doing with a ping pong ball? Just curious. Sounds like fun. Email me if you could.
2006-12-09 04:54:38 · answer #7 · answered by gstfox 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
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laugh by butt off
notwithstaning why a ping pong ball is up there in the first place, I just cant believe someone woudl do that.
Next time, use them benjio balls. theyre heavier and they come out easily if you jump up and down.
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I wish I could be there when you have to go to the doctor to have them removed.
Please post a comment as to how this gets rectified..I need a good laugh
stil laughing my **** off
p.s. my ex once got a tampon stuck in there and couldnt get it out. the string had somehow disappeared beyond reach. She didnt want to go to the doctor either, and after about 30 minutes she finally got i out.
I laughed back then too
2006-12-09 04:55:31 · answer #8 · answered by writersbIock2006 5 · 1⤊ 4⤋
I'd toss the ball in the air, then swing the stick of butter and hit it towards you. Isn't that impressive?
2016-05-22 23:03:15 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What were you doing with it to get it stuck. I think your best bet is the hopital. Good Luck
2006-12-09 04:53:04 · answer #10 · answered by santa chick 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋