any ideas on how to escape??
i'm consistantly farting, watchin football, and find myself drawn to larrrrge breasts
2006-12-09 03:57:37 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Men's Health
If you make farting noises by manipulating your armpits, then you're a lost cause. Go for the full operation and get the full Monty. In the meantime, you might as well keep up the good work by leaving socks lying around the house and don't replace your ripped underwear. Don't brush your teeth if it's your day off, stop using deodorant for days at a time and skip shaving your arms and legs. Urinate standing up, leave boogers in the sink and hair on your bar soap. Do your laundry when you feel like it and let your whites turn grey. Vacuum only when the dustballs look like softballs and forget to clean the fridge. Let your cheese get mouldy and don't discard leftovers. Let the pizza boxes pile up and take out the garbage when you feel like it. Scratch your butt in public and pick at your future balls. Never make your bed unless company's over, but then just close the bedroom door, anyway. Never clean the toilet and clean the tub by closing the curtain. Eat crumbs off the floor and don't bother to clean dishes; you're just going to use them again. Feed the dog when he looks thin and walk him by opening the door to let him out. Leave the dog crap on the lawn; it needs the fertilizer. Clean the AC filter when the dust hangs in the air; the furnace filter doesn't need it--it burns it up. Cut the grass when you trip on it; weeds blend in anyway. Fix the fence when it falls down, that roof drip is only a trickle; ignore it. The car goes to the mechanic anyway; let them change the oil and wipers, and the lease people can wash and vacuum. And don't call anyone on the phone; a phone works both ways. Yep, you've got a head start.
2006-12-09 04:16:15 · answer #1 · answered by steviewag 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, I think transgenders likely had some type of hormonal screw up in their mothers whom before they were born creating this feeling, but an actual screw up of you actually being a man trapped in a womans body or vise versa? Doesn't make one bit of sense from a scientific standpoint. Like you know how some guys are just born extremely feminine some are gay some aren't? It's just how they are and I think this feeling exists in men who think they are women (or vise versa) so much that they do feel that way though there was no mess up on their gender.
2016-05-22 22:57:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Straight women fart just as much as men, they only hide that fact (they have the same stomachs and intestines as everyone else). Many straight women enjoy watching sports and also playing them. Many straight women are drawn to breasts in general to compare and see if theirs are good enough. So what are you talking about?
2006-12-09 04:00:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well hun. You're just NOT a girly girl. and the whole "drawn to large breasts" well..maybe you wish u had some urself or ..there's another explanation just dont wish to say because u probably already know.
Hope this helped =]
2006-12-09 03:59:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Find yourself a woman to get with. I doubt this is a gender identity issue, your just a lesbian.
2006-12-09 04:03:34 · answer #5 · answered by Goddess 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you think you"ve got problems i"m a woman trapped inside a mans body because i"m sure im a lesbian!!
2006-12-09 04:02:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nothing wrong with being a lesbian. Don't worry about it!
2006-12-09 04:00:21 · answer #7 · answered by Esma 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
in 9 months u'll be out
2006-12-09 03:59:24 · answer #8 · answered by a m 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to thailand... their sex change operation business there is very advanced...
2006-12-09 04:19:43 · answer #9 · answered by ph898486 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ure lesbian
2006-12-09 04:07:58 · answer #10 · answered by drz9kid 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋