What would liberals do?
I ran out of coffee. Should I:
A. Blame it on Bush.
B. Go talk to Rosie about it.
C. Write a song about it, blaming Bush for being a racist (he doesn't like coffee because it's black), and send it to Kanye West.
2006-12-09 03:06:02 · 14 answers · asked by Nemo 2 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Whoa, at least I specified "far left" liberals!
You know, the ones who worship Cindy Sheehan and Michael Moore?
2006-12-09 03:12:29 · update #1
Finally some good political humor in here! I'd go with C, because that's how many leftie loonies think these days. Although A and B are good choices.
Blame, blame, blame is all the left does.
2006-12-09 03:20:42 · answer #1 · answered by WhatAmI? 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
They would wet their finger put in the air and see which way the polls are blowing. There thirst for power knows no bounds. As to they're thirst for coffee they would create a fourth branch of government headed by Jan Valdez allowing him to tax every coffee bean thus causing a Boston coffee party creating the second American revolution.
2006-12-09 15:20:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow--I've met some idiots on this site before but you may have won the grand prize. Cindy Sheehan? You really call a mother who demands answers from losing her son in a war waged on lies a far left liberal? Maybe someday you'll lose a loved one in war and you'll then understand how reprehensible your question is.
2006-12-09 11:50:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
D.
Run out and elect someone who wouldn't let that happen! Like 70% of the American population did on November 7th!!
isn't it great how people like you, make people want to be liberal??
KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!
then get on the phone and call the girlfriend and have her pick up a case from work at wholesale price!
2006-12-09 11:23:20 · answer #4 · answered by qncyguy21 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Since your obviously a conservative Republican and you have run out of coffee you should
1. Declare Juan Valdez an enemy combatant
2. Invade Colombia.
3. Attempt to steal all the coffee beans but screw that plan up due to incompetence.
2006-12-09 11:25:30 · answer #5 · answered by 76tb97t6ht 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
All of the above. Also ask Hugo Chavez if he could send some with the free oil!
2006-12-09 11:10:56 · answer #6 · answered by Bawney 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Dodge the draft 5 times like Dick Cheney.
2006-12-09 11:10:56 · answer #7 · answered by Truth 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
they would complain that places like Starbucks claim to be fair trade (TM) but aren't. Then continue to whine about how they can't find work because they smell like garbage from not showering in a month.
2006-12-09 11:22:42 · answer #8 · answered by Modus Operandi 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
LOL - love it!
D. Then WALK to the store instead of drive to get some more.
E. ALL of the above.
2006-12-09 11:20:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Only a Conservative would think of something like this, do what liberals do-go to Starbucks!!!! I guess you far right-Conservatives aren't smart enough to think of that or admit the truth-Bush sucks, one the worst president ever in the U.S.!!!
2006-12-09 11:13:05 · answer #10 · answered by Annie 5 · 2⤊ 3⤋