When Jane initially met Tarzan in the jungle,
she was attracted to him, and during her questions about his life,
she asked him how he had sex ?
"Tarzan not know sex" he replied. Jane explained to him what sex was.
Tarzan said "Oh,....Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of tree."
Horrified Jane said,
"Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to do it properly."
She took off her clothing and laid down on the ground.
"Here" she said, pointing to her privates, "you must put it in here."
Tarzan removed his loin cloth,
showing Jane his considerable manhood,
stepped closer to her and kicked her in the crotch!
Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity.
Eventually she managed to grasp for air and screamed
"What did you do that for?"
Tarzan replied, "check for squirrel".
How did you learn about the birds and the bees???
2006-12-09 02:00:02 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
lol thanks for the laugh
2006-12-09 02:04:19 · answer #1 · answered by My name's MUD 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha haven't heard that in ages. I learnt it from school and so by reading a book on how to make love found under my step sisters bed. She was 18 I was 13. And as it was quite a large book I hid it in my wardrobe under a load clothes where it disappeared from. Ha ha never did find out who found it. As no-one said anything to me. Had it been anyhting else im sure I would have got into loads of trouble for stealing. ( I was curious and wanted to know I wouldnt have taken it otherwise)
2006-12-09 10:14:15 · answer #2 · answered by wandera1970 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha
2006-12-09 10:29:22 · answer #3 · answered by Ollie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one squirrel
2006-12-09 10:02:52 · answer #4 · answered by Agustin-Jean F 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
My mom gave me some books to read. She said you're old enough now to know about this. Go read this book!
2006-12-09 10:02:26 · answer #5 · answered by 35 goodlookinmalefrombalt 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao I learnt on the bathroom foor ha ha
2006-12-09 10:03:27 · answer #6 · answered by sammyantha 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
from a porno video just started pumping away.lol
2006-12-09 10:03:20 · answer #7 · answered by paultoledo2 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, you are too old , too fat to post this ....
2006-12-09 10:22:45 · answer #8 · answered by BeautyBreak H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-12-09 10:02:03 · answer #9 · answered by zanydumplings 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋