You can assume "he" is he, she or .......... it. and any blank can be more than one word if you'd like. Just please keep it clean.
2006-12-09 01:42:57 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
OOPS!!! lol I forgot to add it. SORRY.
Here it is:
One day when I was walking past a ___ , I saw a big ___ charging toward me but he saw me and cornered me. I called out, "I'll give you all my ___'s if you don't hurt me and go away". To my astonishment, he took the ___'s and ate them. Then he jibbered something in ____, but somehow I was able to understand him. He said, "I only wanted to tell you that you(or you're) _______________.
2006-12-09 01:53:00 · update #1
Norman777 - That was great!!!!! lol
2006-12-09 01:53:43 · update #2
One day when I was walking past a farm , I saw a big bull charging toward me but he saw me and cornered me. I called out, "I'll give you all my grits's if you don't hurt me and go away". To my astonishment, he took the grits's and ate them. Then he jibbered something in bulleeze, but somehow I was able to understand him. He said, "I only wanted to tell you that you have a piece of toilet paper hanging off the back of your shoe.
2006-12-09 02:02:33 · answer #1 · answered by KED 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
One day when I was walking past a ruffian, I saw a big white dog charging toward me but he saw me and cornered me. I called out, "I'll give you all my biscuits if you don't hurt me and go away". To my astonishment, he took the biscuits and ate them. Then he jibbered something in a hurry, but somehow I was able to understand him. He said, "I only wanted to tell you that you I'm Krypto the superdog, and I'm in town!
2006-12-09 02:49:01 · answer #2 · answered by Maverick 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One day when I was walking past a fence , I saw a big bull charging toward me but he saw me and cornered me. I called out, "I'll give you all my straweberries if you don't hurt me and go away". To my astonishment, he took the strawberries and ate them. Then he jibbered something in his own languange, but somehow I was able to understand him. He said, "I only wanted to tell you that you you are still getting it in the @ss
2006-12-09 02:02:39 · answer #3 · answered by Ordinary Man 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
One day when I was walking past a dance studio, I saw a big ballarina charging toward me but he saw me and cornered me. I called out, "I'll give you all my donuts if you don't hurt me and go away". To my astonishment, he took the donuts and ate them. Then he jibbered something in trekkie, but somehow I was able to understand him. He said, "I only wanted to tell you that you're too fat to eat donuts".
2006-12-09 04:29:47 · answer #4 · answered by pancho_villa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I really enjoyed your short story.. It was so short though that I could not read it
2006-12-09 01:48:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
What short story???
2006-12-09 01:46:05 · answer #6 · answered by mr.threethirtyfive 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK, its a deal!
2006-12-09 01:47:22 · answer #7 · answered by ••Mott•• 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no thanks dont feel like it i gotta go eat lunch!Ciniese
2006-12-09 05:54:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋