2006-12-09 01:25:56 · 18 answers · asked by enki 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I am certainly the right person to ask this question to. I have had much experience in many aspects of the farting experience.Let's use music notation here,, For f(forte) realt give an extra push in the spichter muscle...for ff not only push from the spichter but put your back into it...for fff put your whole body into it(be careful here as you might get a little extra package)...Like wise for p(pianisimo), suck in with the sphicter muscle and slowly let it go as if you had a ballon full of air and you let the air out gently.. for pp you let it go so slow that you butt cheeks don't vibrate back and forth so as to produce no sound...This phenonmonem is sometimes reffered to as the SBD (silent but deadly) effect whereby a strong oder arises from seemigly nowhere. There is also mf(some people think mf stands for a person who intercourses with mother's but this is wrong as it stands for metzo forte) which is inbetween these two polar ends. I hope this has been helpful for you...I intend to write a book about it one of these days but not to day as I have better thinhgs to do
2006-12-09 01:37:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
By Volume do you mean the amount or how loud?
Yes and Yes
Dont eat alot of fart producing foods
getting on hands and knees and laying your head on the floor and sticking your *** in the air should cause the farts to come out more quietly
good luck with that L O L
by the way. you go! for posting fart questions. we need more of them .HAHA It makes for a good laugh :D
2006-12-09 01:30:39 · answer #2 · answered by Crissy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
man if you get the answer to this i think you should put a patent on it, Yes you can buy a fart silencer at your local hardware store.
however it is very large and bulky and when you where it others may think you have **** your pants. I think seriously maybe only by hold your *** checks tight. however it may only change the tone. Higher pitched I'm guessing. I think you should experiment for a day or so.
2006-12-09 01:32:24 · answer #3 · answered by crazynuns 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Practice.
2006-12-09 01:29:29 · answer #4 · answered by mario_fan81 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nope. Either hold them in or let them rip. Try not to eat too many things like beans, broccolii, eggs, or pork products before you leave the house.
2006-12-09 01:27:36 · answer #5 · answered by emjackson95 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Reminds me of the joke about hearing a fart in prison. "Must be new".
2006-12-09 01:32:30 · answer #6 · answered by andywho2006 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nope. Just let er rip and PRAY! Coughing can sometimes disguise the sound. Good luck.
2006-12-09 01:27:39 · answer #7 · answered by jgbarber65 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If you let it out slowly it won't make a sound unless of course you're in front of a large group of people
2006-12-09 01:30:07 · answer #8 · answered by Whoareyou? 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Wouldn't that be nice. I would also like to control the smell.
2006-12-09 01:28:22 · answer #9 · answered by dday 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It is all in your "pucker power" control
2006-12-09 02:38:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋