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Wake up you lazy b****. Which I thought was rather rude.

2006-12-09 01:09:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

My reflection in my coffee this morning said, "Good morning you handsome dude. Have a good day, don't forget your rubbers & umbrella, cause it's raining outdoors".

2006-12-09 09:09:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

It said, "Hello Ugly" right before I hurled it across the living room against the stark white wall.

I was not in a pleasant mood this morning and certainly didn't need any java lip!

2006-12-10 01:53:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I dont drink coffee....but my cup of tea told me to wear red today

2006-12-09 09:07:31 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ Ladylike ♥ 6 · 0 0

Coffee makes me keep moving !!!

2006-12-09 09:07:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

It said you need more light in the room and you need more cream in your coffee.

2006-12-09 09:06:33 · answer #6 · answered by the old dog 7 · 0 0

This is defiantly a two cup morning

2006-12-09 09:05:04 · answer #7 · answered by Wicked 7 · 0 0

I don't drink coffee

2006-12-09 09:04:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

It said "Save the Cheerleader"...

Then it winked at me and showed me it had a sword, so I knew it meant business.

2006-12-09 09:06:17 · answer #9 · answered by chocolahoma 7 · 0 0

Go back to bed - it's too darn early.

2006-12-09 09:05:32 · answer #10 · answered by FunBetty! 6 · 0 0

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