he is so close to me now...I can smell his feral scent....
2006-12-08 22:41:40 · 7 answers · asked by turtle girl 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
This calls for drastic action. You must rub the dung of six separate species from the Serengeti on your earlobes and upper lip. Jack is virile and has poor sense of smell. If you don't get this exactly right, I predict that the hair on the back of your head is going to be matted from your lengthy love session.
2006-12-09 12:27:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jack Hanna...a hottie? Woman, what have you been smoking? Okay, well, if he does it for you, I suggest you wait in the brush, and pounce like a large cat seeking the meat that you so crave. Take him fast and fierce and don't let go until he submits to you
2006-12-09 19:39:37 · answer #2 · answered by persnickety1022 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry lady, sounds like you need a face mask if you wanna not smell him. But it sounds like you want to get with him. You can't really stop nature can you? When nature calls you should answer, when it screams you better. Have a good time.
2006-12-09 02:18:33 · answer #3 · answered by Im_tired 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It would seem you must be dreaming, Dear. Jack already has a temptress who has captured his favor as you can see in the link below. Don't feel bad, how could you possibly compete?
2006-12-09 12:34:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can you hear the drums beating and feel your blood boil? do you have a great desire to do it by torch light in the jungle? If you answered yes then there is no help, craw/slither to him.
2006-12-09 00:30:41 · answer #5 · answered by jdhayman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you need a tranquilizer gun
for him, not you! it's the easiest way to get him back to your lare!!
oh sure, you could try seduction, but there's less effort in a tranq! LOL
2006-12-09 01:11:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
why fight it? go to him. open yourself up to the man of animals.
2006-12-08 22:51:46 · answer #7 · answered by Snowy Marie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋