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The signal is so obtrusive in my neck of the woods that I've moved up to a depleted urainum helmet.

2006-12-09 00:22:53 · answer #1 · answered by jdhayman 5 · 1 0

Aluminum Foil Beanie

2016-11-07 08:52:45 · answer #2 · answered by dominy 4 · 0 0

Why would I wear an aluminum foil beanie to stop the aliens from reading my mind? I am an alien. I would wear an aluminum foil beanie answering the door naked for the Jehovah's witnesses and tell them it was to prevent the aliens from reading my mind, or to keep my brain from being overcooked when I put it in the oven.

2006-12-08 22:40:08 · answer #3 · answered by Paul H 6 · 0 0

Nope.
The other way around.
They wear foil beanies in order to stop me reading their minds.

2006-12-08 22:46:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

NO! And if you read phenomena magazine you would know that the tin foil beanies act like radar reflectors to make it easier for them to read minds and implant thoughts.

2006-12-08 22:43:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

We have aliens renting the garage apartment. So far I haven't felt any mind probes but we do have the roll of foil handy at all times!

2006-12-08 22:38:17 · answer #6 · answered by SUzyQ 4 · 0 0

I have an aluminum foil diaphragm.

2006-12-08 22:52:57 · answer #7 · answered by Snowy Marie 2 · 0 0

oh, I do, but they have forced me to cut a hole in my toaster over door, walk around with it clanging about my neck and shoulders and they read it that way.

My boss is casting glances of worry at me. It is not like they are gleaning any trade secrets though, so I don't know what his problem is.

2006-12-08 22:36:51 · answer #8 · answered by turtle girl 7 · 0 0

no way..i wear foil undies to stop them giving me morning wood

2006-12-08 22:37:35 · answer #9 · answered by Bazil 3 · 1 0

Of course! I have decorated mine with holly for the festive season. I would be the envy of all my friends, if I had any.

2006-12-08 22:38:28 · answer #10 · answered by helly 6 · 0 0

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