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kicked my pregnant girlfriend in the stomach?

2006-12-08 20:16:47 · 11 answers · asked by James J 1 in Pregnancy & Parenting Pregnancy

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accidentally????????? how would that happen?? oh.. lay here so I can accidentlayy kick you? hmmmm....

any way.. if it was an accident, to forgive yourself go buy a diamond ring, doesn't have to be a big one, get a preacher and wed the girl...
I know, I know you would be marrying above yourself but it will set the record straight as to what your responsibilities are in this arangement of fatherhood and that it is time too put your childish ways behind you and be the man that your destined to become.

oh... by the way that usually takes till your about 38 when your head is fully withdrawen from your rectum and you can breath and stand on your own and you will realize that your dad (if you knew him) wasn't such a stupid sheite and your mom still loves you regardless what you have or havn't done..

2006-12-08 20:49:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You need to stop posting these sorts of things and grow up. This site is for serious questions and not spam like yours.

To anyone else reading this this person has posted multiple threads about topics similar to this - obviously seeking attention.

Be careful James J or someone could report you for abuse of this website.

2006-12-09 06:28:25 · answer #2 · answered by yummy_mummy 2 · 0 0

you don't "accidentally" kick anyone at all, least of all your girlfriend, AND she's pregnant. i hope she dumps you!

2006-12-09 04:26:40 · answer #3 · answered by lisa s 2 · 0 0

how do you accidently kick your g/f in the stomach? but what happened to her?

2006-12-09 04:20:59 · answer #4 · answered by kamdens mommy 3 · 0 0

you need to take anger management classes. and immediately. they are available, look in the yellow pages. for your sake you need help. much less for anyone near you when you slip and fall and throw your legs into someone's abdomen, while your angry.

2006-12-09 05:33:22 · answer #5 · answered by season c 1 · 0 0

you cant....your an asshole for doing it....

i suggest you stand with your legs spead real wide and let her kick you in the balls.....REPEATEDLY

and then you better pray that nothing is wrong with HER baby

2006-12-09 06:09:24 · answer #6 · answered by cbs1angel 3 · 0 0

you need to buy her a big nice diamond ring . and get on your f***n knees ans say sorry. and pray to god that your baby is born healthy and ask god to forgive you for what you've done.

2006-12-09 04:27:29 · answer #7 · answered by ❤נαcкiε❤ 5 · 0 0

I don't believe you!

You're such an attention seeker that you probably made this, and all of you other questions, up.

2006-12-09 06:15:35 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Pamela♥ 7 · 0 0

do some serious sucking up and get some seriouds help

2006-12-09 04:19:17 · answer #9 · answered by candy cane 2 · 0 0

dude get a life !!

2006-12-09 05:55:57 · answer #10 · answered by mindy s 3 · 1 0

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