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When the zombie apocalypse happens, what will you do? Will you stay where you are? Will you try to travel? How will you cope with the constant threat of being devoured by hoards of the undead?

2006-12-08 20:01:28 · 7 answers · asked by Jack S 5 in Arts & Humanities Philosophy

All very good answers. I can't decide so I'll put it to a vote. And remember: "When the dead rise seinores, we must stop the killing, or lose the war" (one legged preacher, Dawn of The Dead - 1978)

2006-12-09 14:56:07 · update #1

7 answers

I am glad you asked. Currently I am in the process of building a very large underground fallout shelter. I have installed water purification system and dug a deep well. I have also developed a nearly power free air filtration system. I have acres and acres of food storage space, and enough food to last until all the zombies have eaten each others brains or starved from lack of them. I have a large entertainment system set up with a game room and weights too. I have an underground pool and Jaquzi. I also have cases of booze with a still and my own micro brewery. I am currently taking applications of well bread and nice looking women to join me during the Zombie apocolypse.

2006-12-08 20:15:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I will hide and invent a coolio invention that keep the zombies at least 10 feet away from me at all times... Then I will go out and walk around just to make them mad that they can't get me... Zombies aren't smart, so they'll probably just sit there thumping there heads against my invisa-zombie-shield.

2006-12-08 20:04:22 · answer #2 · answered by ♥ Cliff 3 · 1 0

1. Stay where I am and build a highly defensive/ offensive fortress.

2. Establish a network of normal people with ALOT of resources and common sense survival skills.

3. Pray.

2006-12-08 20:04:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I'll become a zombie too and I'll go and eat my maths teacher!

2006-12-08 21:58:29 · answer #4 · answered by black_cat 6 · 0 0

Considering I spend the majority of my life barricaded in either my room or my workplace, I'm not terribly worried.

2006-12-08 20:05:17 · answer #5 · answered by Voodoid 7 · 1 0

zombie plan:
1. go to the gun shop and buy some 12ga x2.75" slugs. magnum preferred.
2. shoot some zombies

3. i forget

4. profit.

2006-12-09 00:34:58 · answer #6 · answered by Stand-up Philosopher 5 · 1 0

If you can't beat em, eat their brains I always say

2006-12-08 20:03:53 · answer #7 · answered by vasya v 1 · 1 0

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