Your only contact with three spirits on Christmas Eve
is gin, vodka and bourbon.
You turn on the lawn sprinklers on Christmas Eve
to keep carolers away.
You buy all of your Christmas gifts at a
store that also sells gas.
Your idea of Christmas dinner is a
six pack of beer and a cheese log.
You use your Christmas Club money
to buy wrestling tickets.
Your only holiday decoration is a rotting pumpkin.
You reuse last year's Christmas cards and
send them out under your own name.
You steal light bulbs from you neighbor's outdoor
display to replenish your own supply.
After an invitation to a friend's house, you bring a commercially produced fruitcake and try to pass it off as home made.
You steal gifts from the Toys-for-Tots collection bins.
You put out last year's stale candy canes for children.
2006-12-08 20:01:09 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Christmas
ROTFLMAO! A good list!
And Happy Christmas to all who read this!
Charles "That Cheeky Lad"
2006-12-08 22:10:26 · answer #1 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
"You buy all of your Christmas gifts at a
store that also sells gas."
A friend of mines husband ran to Walgreens on Christmas morning and bought her a Steven King Novel and a pack of Reeses Peanut Butter Cups! She doesn't even like Steven King!
2006-12-09 16:29:52 · answer #2 · answered by Chocolat 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I have read through your list, but I am afraid that I do not do any of those things, I hope you will forgive me If I do not reach your high standard. But I wish you all the seasons greetings my dear.
I hope this answer has been helpful to you
2006-12-09 04:06:05 · answer #3 · answered by ROMFT 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Here are a few sites, that are sure to answer your question AND help you evaluate your score on the "Grinch Scale"
2006-12-09 10:11:16 · answer #4 · answered by Nuttie Nettie 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You're green hairy and you live on the top of mount Crumpit...with a Dog called Max........
2006-12-09 07:47:27 · answer #5 · answered by dammittheregoesmydignity 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You would have a Clue way before CHRISTMAS.
You'd know this early in life. It doesn't leave you.
A Lepoard doesn't change it's spots.
2006-12-09 04:54:34 · answer #6 · answered by BRAINY SKEETA ® 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Boris Karloff wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half-foot pole!
2006-12-09 04:03:34 · answer #7 · answered by cucumberlarry1 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You are on Santa's "Naughty" List.
2006-12-09 08:36:21 · answer #8 · answered by dervin 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao... oh no the scary thing is i know people who do some of the things on that list... LOVE IT!!!
2006-12-09 04:06:04 · answer #9 · answered by natalia121 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
More like you don't buy presents at all, wouldn't you think?
2006-12-09 04:05:38 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ Cliff 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋