The lights are on but there is nobody home
2006-12-08 18:48:07
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answered by Robert S 2
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I'd say 99% of all wisecracks are made up on the spot or scenario specific. I'd suggest practicing wisecracks in your head next time.
2006-12-08 18:32:20
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answer #2
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answered by hyreia77 2
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If the situation ever presents itself, you can pretend to shiver badly when the person walks by you and say aloud "did it just get really freakin' cold in here?" or "Did anyone feel that draft?"
Or, you can always say "I know you are but what am I??"
2006-12-08 18:33:05
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answer #3
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answered by Anonymous
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Groucho had some of the greatest wiscracks and comebacks ever.
One of my favorites was "Pardon me, is that your head (face), or did your neck throw up?".
2006-12-08 18:38:40
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answer #4
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answered by Rich B 5
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is that the same as you smartazz? ahahha! get it ? wisecrack.... smartazz!.
2006-12-08 18:29:22
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answer #5
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answered by Anonymous
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Someone has some sand in their vagina.
2006-12-08 20:28:17
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answered by dishinki 2
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2006-12-08 18:42:43
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answered by Anonymous
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yes just call them something like BUTT BREATH! ha ha
2006-12-08 18:50:22
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answered by Kas-O 7
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stfu u gay guy
2006-12-08 18:28:45
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answered by Best Guy 3
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