Who would win in a fight between these four guys?
1) Chuck Norris
2) Jason Born
3) Jet Li
4) The Guy from The Transporter
I want you to state whom would win, and at least a short reason why. I will give my answer later.
2006-12-08 17:27:06 · 20 answers · asked by TheTimTrain 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
The correct spelling is Jason Bourne. I apologize for my lack of respect to Matt Damon and all the fans. Continue debating my puppets.
2006-12-08 17:36:39 · update #1
I would still say Chuck NORRIS his experience will win in the end he can kick butt still. Here is some info about Chuch for you
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the
probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
2) Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
3) A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't
you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured
this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever
saw, was a fatal roundhouse kick delivered by Chuck Norris.
4) Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
5) When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and
includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck
Norris has not had To pay taxes ever.
6) Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck
Norris.
7) Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is
afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
8) As a teen Chuck Norris impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away
in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to
the1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in
professional football history.
9) A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for
handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot
belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park
there.
10) Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't
the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as
the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
11) If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow down.
12) At birth, Chuck Norris came out feet first so he could roundhouse
kick the doctor in the face. Nobody delivers Chuck Norris but Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once tried to defeat Jackie Chan in a game of chess. When Norris lost, he won in life by roundhouse kicking Chan in the side of the face.
Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful; it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.
Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.
Chuck Norris can cut onions without crying.
Chuck Norris burned down an entire forest when he was experimenting with water.
If you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies just check the extinct species list.
Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Never.
Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.
When Chuck Norris's wife burned the turkey one thanksgiving, Chuck said, "don't worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with
cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question Chuck Norris."
We once had a bachelor party for Chuck Norris. He ate the entire cake before they could tell him there was a stripper in it.
2006-12-08 17:34:01 · answer #1 · answered by katlady927 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tough call.
I'd say Jet Li though. Jason Bourne & Jason Strethem are just actors (good ones though) so Chuck would put up a good fight but I truly feel that Jet Li is one of the best & fastest fighters & think his speed would win over Chuck.
2006-12-08 17:31:09 · answer #2 · answered by MrBret 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you mean 'Jason Bourne', then I pick him. The guy knows a bunch of moves, he's super fast and he knows more about guns than the other 3 combined. He's a human weapon.
Chuck & Jet Li are not their 20s anymore and the guy from Transporter is just some guy who can drive well and maybe fight better than the average guy.
2006-12-08 17:33:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jason Bourne because he is dickriculous. He utilizes everything around him and is a master of any weapon, he like playing chess against the computer on Expert...you're not going to win. 2nd would be chuck norris. then jet li. and then mr. transporter. but 2nd, 3rd, and 4th would all be close.
2006-12-08 17:42:56 · answer #4 · answered by Razor 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Guy from the transporter because he can beat up 50 guys with guns with a firehose and a bucket of water. And dodge bullets. And jump off a 5 story building without getting a scratch. And send a car from 500 to zero in 2 sec.
2006-12-08 17:29:27 · answer #5 · answered by Elerth Morrow ™ 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ozzies all talk but Piniellas all action the way he kicks the dirt and his hat, and strong enough to throw a base, Im pretty sure he can knock around Guillen who'll just use foul language the whole time and wont even fight.
2016-05-22 22:17:07 · answer #6 · answered by Diana 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
jet Li, hands down, guy from transporter a close second, then jason born and last but not least, (becasue he can still beat me up) Mr. Norris
2006-12-08 17:30:18 · answer #7 · answered by Joanna C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the guy from the transporter sucks so chuck would kick his ***. jason bourne would kick chuck norris's ***. bruce lee would kick jet li's *** as well as jason bourne. he has bone's of steel, almost literally.
2006-12-08 17:30:04 · answer #8 · answered by Joe 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
jet li chuck norris is old and jason born i don who that is the guy from the transportwer whos dat
2006-12-08 17:29:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I would say Chuck Norris. Even though he is getting old, he has been practicing martial arts for many, many years.
2006-12-08 17:29:35 · answer #10 · answered by Hiawatha 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋