2006-12-08 17:12:57 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
the incredible hulk
2006-12-09 07:13:20 · answer #1 · answered by ... 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There are so many, but the one that just comes to mind (I can't believe I watched it) is Frogs. Sam Elliot actually stars in it!?! It was a lame horror film about a bunch of frogs going around and killing people. Yet no frogs actually killed anyone.
1. Dead body in a ditch, presumably drowned and bitten by snakes. No frogs spotted at crime scene.
2. Rich cousin in awful polyester pants gets cocooned alive by tarantulas. Not a frog in sight.
3. While snipping flowers in the greenhouse, smarmy cousin #2 dies of asphyxiation, when gigantic lizard thingies knock over a mason jar clearly marked with the word POISON! Lots of little salamanders show up here, but nary a frog.
4. Mean old grandma goes traipsing into the woods to search for butterflies, and just ends up an awful wreck. She falls in quicksand, gets covered with leeches, and almost chokes on a tree branch before she's mercifully poisoned by some snakes. No frogs.
5. Some skinny uncle-guy gets into a tight wrestling match with a big alligator and ends up short a few limbs. Although a few frogs witnessed the affair, none took part in the actual murder.
6. Another snakebite victim, and still no frogs to be implicated.
7. In the movie's silliest scene, a screaming ninny gets stuck in some mud, only to be chomped on by a giant tortoise. It was a quick cutaway, the kind where you're not even sure if the person died. I hate that. And still the frogs are clean.
8. When the frogs actually do participate, all they can muster is a measly 'forced heart-attack'.
So like Charles Manson, the frogs were just the 'webbed-feet' behind the actual murderers. Who knew those little squishy guys were so darn smart?
2006-12-08 18:24:08 · answer #2 · answered by ? 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I don't know if I can pick just ONE as the worst since there are so many crappy movies out there. The ones that immediately come to mind:
1. Virus
2. Rocky Horror Picture Show
3. Nothing But Trouble
4. A Simple Plan
5. Split Second
2006-12-08 17:27:11 · answer #3 · answered by The Man In The Box 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Eraserhead by David Lynch. You'll have nightmares. Pictures in your mind you'ld really be better off without. The alien baby.....
Close second was Ilsa - She-Wolf of the SS.
2006-12-08 17:52:56 · answer #4 · answered by Crash 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Strangeland
2006-12-08 17:15:03 · answer #5 · answered by White2Grey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2001: A Space Travisty....god, that movie was aweful! Think Naked Gun in space. Starred Leslie Neilson (from Naked Gun movies) with worse jokes and gags. Horrible, just horrible.
2006-12-08 17:34:03 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haven't answered a movie questions yet.. Saw this beauty of a question out of the corner of my and I had an answer.. Since I saw "Bicentennial Man" with Robin Williams a few years ago I haven't stopped bitching about it!! Thanks for allow me to vent!
2006-12-08 17:17:05 · answer #7 · answered by cas 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fun with Dick and Jane (the new version). Turned it off half way thru the movie.
2006-12-08 17:21:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Village... That movie sucked.
2006-12-09 04:23:43 · answer #9 · answered by Bianca C 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Manos, The Hands Of Fate" - it was a really lame thriller that came out in 1971 - I saw it on "Mystery Science Theater 3000" and it really really really sucked!
2006-12-08 17:20:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gangs of New York
2006-12-08 17:20:07 · answer #11 · answered by Pseudo Obscure 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋