Describe the weirdest thing that you've ever seen while working?

Answer 1

Too many:
-naked man jogging down the center of the street in the rain
-caught my boss masturbating in his sleep
-masturbating homeless man chased after me and a coworker while aiming his penis at us. We were screaming and throwing things at him
-my boss beat up a number of people while we were working
-an angry mob of bike messengers rioted and smashed out all the windows of the pizza place on the corner because they had raised the price by 50 cents. The pizza guys fought back with bats and threw chairs out the windows at them.
-my boss got a ticket for being a racist from a black cop because he used the words "you people" while referring to cops in general.
-crazy homeless woman with no pants and a green wig cursed at and spit all over the cafe tables and people eating at the restaurant next door then came over and gave me a hug.
-the City Marshall showed up, evicted us and locked us out of the store while I was working- all within 5 minutes.
-the toilet in the apartment above overflowed and collapsed part of the ceiling and poured all over the merchandise and the computer.
-someone smashed a glass bottle over the head of a customer and she bled all over the merchandise
-someone put a French bulldog on top of the merchandise and she immediately had diarrhea.
-2 stabbings, many bloody fights on the street

Answer 2

a girl peeing in a big gulp cup in the back corner of a supply room. She said she had issues with shared toilets. I think peeing in a cup with no tissue in a non-private area is an issue myself, but to each her own I guess.

Answer 3

A 18 year old male who was hiding behind a skid in a warehouse.....he was "playing" with his nipples. We never did figure out why. Honest - this really happened!

Answer 4

I walked up on 2 of my employees having kinky sex in the loft at the store where I worked .