Give me a rhyming Christmas quote or jingle... plz?

Question

Something snappy.

Answer 1

You've been naughty this year
So here's the scoop
Santa filled your stocking
with Snowman poop!

Print that out on a card and staple it to a bag of mini-marshmallows and you will be the life of the party. Uncomfortable visitors love this - it really breaks the ice. For college party fun, you can roast the mini marshmallows on toothpicks in the holiday candles.

Peace!