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He woke up this morning and:

* did not tell me we should "cut and run" in Iraq
* did not attempt to use courts to support gay marriage
* did not propose new taxes
* did not impose on my freedom by regulating my behavior

I think the dems should run him in '08 if he's still ticking.

2006-12-08 15:39:07 · 13 answers · asked by WJ 7 in Politics & Government Politics

13 answers

LMAO!
Get him a good PR man, and give me your address so I can contribute $20.00 to his campaign.

2006-12-08 15:42:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 3

What is your pet hamster's name? Let me guess first, George W. Bush and he thought it would be an easy war. Or he not only lied to get us in, he is now lying to keep us there. How could it be helpful to kill a million more Sunni's and Shites just so we can say "We Won!"
Silly me, we won the Vietnam War also. But the Vietnamese where not smart enough to understand our retreat was actually a long RR rest period. Round two is now over and eight more rounds to go to teach the nonbelievers in the world to listen when George talks, and maybe all the bad guy will understand just how smart George Bush really is.

Keep up the cheery disposition.

2006-12-08 16:01:00 · answer #2 · answered by zclifton2 6 · 1 3

What's a "hampster"? Is this a new species that has just been discovered?

The next time you decide to insult somebody's intelligence, at least use spellcheck before doing so.

2006-12-08 17:00:40 · answer #3 · answered by redhed311 5 · 0 1

If he outsmarted the dems i think you should save him for the republicans because they are going to run that wheel in their cage around and around in a never ending circle of losses.

2006-12-08 16:00:12 · answer #4 · answered by meldorhan 4 · 1 2

It sounds like your hamster was just messing with you for laughs.
You are not particularly well educated, are you?

2006-12-08 16:03:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 2

If he also didn't advocate abortions or tell me I can't drive my SUV - he is my new hero...

That is one smart animal.

2006-12-08 16:22:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

knowing the sexual deviants in Pelosi's party of San Francisco Values, they will probably try to take your hamster and shove it up their colons.

2006-12-08 15:52:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3 3

Don't turn him over to the dems, he may never see the "light of day" again, just a moon....................

2006-12-08 15:51:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

Your hamster needs to be better informed.

2006-12-08 15:43:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2 3

No. Too smart.

2006-12-08 15:43:46 · answer #10 · answered by yupchagee 7 · 2 3

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