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She likes to say I'm gay for not going out with her and stuff, but I told her that we both could get fired if we did, so I was thinking if I got her a dildo she'll stop flirting with me because I'm not interested.

2006-12-08 15:24:36 · 21 answers · asked by Hello 1 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

21 answers

yeah if you dont want your job

2006-12-08 15:26:24 · answer #1 · answered by Kelly Bundy 6 · 2 2

A very large part of me wants to tell you yes, get her the 14" model. But, I have to say, you will get fired if anyone else finds out, even if your boss is cool with it. And, believe me, others will find out if the grapevine at your place is anything like it is at mine.

2006-12-08 23:28:49 · answer #2 · answered by Sean B 3 · 0 0

I gave one at a gift exchange once for work and it was quite a hit. Just don't get the one that looks like a pickle.

2006-12-08 23:28:10 · answer #3 · answered by E_Soup 5 · 0 0

What kind of Dildo?

2006-12-08 23:30:17 · answer #4 · answered by kimmys 5 · 0 2

just tape rec. it that she asking you out all the time and she'll get fired not you

2006-12-08 23:30:06 · answer #5 · answered by ivya.k.a. becca 2 · 0 0

Go ahead, give it to her. You'll probably be unemployed, but hey, it's only a joke, right?

2006-12-08 23:28:53 · answer #6 · answered by serenitie51 3 · 1 0

Only if you are planning on changing jobs real soon.

2006-12-08 23:27:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

If shes really stuck up,Id really say yes

2006-12-08 23:28:25 · answer #8 · answered by 4 strings 7 · 0 0

Unless she gives you a promotion then you give her the gift...

2006-12-08 23:26:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Defiantly! Don't wrap it, Just hand it to her and say "Go F U C K yourself!"

2006-12-08 23:28:45 · answer #10 · answered by Hello Kitty 3 · 1 1

yes with a note attached:

This will make you much happier than my little mandigo can ever do for you.

2006-12-08 23:27:33 · answer #11 · answered by ♥michele♥ 7 · 2 0

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