2006-12-08 14:56:53 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
Try baking it into a loaf of bread.
2006-12-08 14:59:27 · answer #1 · answered by mr.bond 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can make sandwiches with sliced bread, the rest of the infinite possibilities where sliced bread is totally useless is impossible to enumerate in a billion lifetimes of any human being. Glad you asked, I had the same question about tomatoes.
2006-12-08 23:04:42 · answer #2 · answered by willgvaa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can't really pass it off as stylish clothing.
It makes an unconvincing wig.
It does not make good soup.
I find it to be a poor substitute for concrete as a building material.
2006-12-08 23:01:49 · answer #3 · answered by Richard E 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
erhm...yes.....actually yah can't have sex with it....sliced bread tends to stick to it's own kind.......I'm sure it's been done on rare occasions, but I've never seen bread copulate with humans. Not once! Seems they are racist bastards.
2006-12-09 16:40:36 · answer #4 · answered by .. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whats the greatest invention since?
2006-12-08 23:05:22 · answer #5 · answered by ••Mott•• 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll bet you can't cram a few slices into your keyboard, rendering it useless. Okay, ready.....GO!
2006-12-08 23:03:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No!
Jonnie
2006-12-08 23:05:48 · answer #7 · answered by Jonnie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Bread is a neccessity".
"An aeroplane is an invention".
And "Neccessity is the mother of invention". ------ but you can't make it into an automobile or nuclear device.
2006-12-12 08:13:24 · answer #8 · answered by Vaakshri 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For me, eat it. Unfortunately I will become very sick :(. I have a terrible allergy to gluten.
2006-12-09 00:48:47 · answer #9 · answered by dtemtjc9 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ski down a snowy mountain
2006-12-08 23:16:35 · answer #10 · answered by tonytoucan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋