Old people?

Question

Ive heard that old people have lots of money that they never really intend on spending and they mostly keep it in their house because they cant be bothered with going to banks and such... My question is, how do i trick an old person into giving me their money or how do i gain enough trust to find out where they keep their money so that i can steal it from them.

Dont get me wrong, its not like im an absolute bastard and i would never take more than 50% because im actually a really nice guy.

Any advice is welcome, thank you.

Answer 1

Tell them you have Viagra for sale.

Answer 2

I looked at your profile. I didnt check out the bread question but the others are all offensive like this one. Maybe you think you are witty. I have to say you are not - you are a very sad individual to even think such a thing.

In general old people fall into two categories - the not very rich who may have a few quid under the mattress but not very much, and the fairly rich, who have acquired their money through working and keep it sensibly in banks and building societies. Neither would be worth robbing even if you could live with yourself for committing such a crime.

ALL old people are vulnerable by the nature of being old. They deserve our respect and support.

It is nearly Christmas - does that mean anything to you!?

Answer 3

You need to ask the Lord to forgive you for even thinking such a terrible thing. You will be old one day then you can tell everyone how to rob you, and where you hide you meager little income. Hope you can live with your self for even putting this on the Internet.

Answer 4

~chokes~ i cant believe u just said u were a nice guy when ur actually wanting to steal money from elderly people! ~chokes again~ someone has to be crazy to think ur nice! elderly people have MANY health problems and what do u think all that moneys for? they could need that for something way more important than im sure u do im pretty sure u just *want* the money but they *need* it so back off and stop putting nice in the same paragraph as stealing

Answer 5

No! You are a predator. Get a job. You won't be able to do because there are advocates like me who will beat you down every time. You think older people are dumb yes? No Wrong . You are the idiot. And if you did succeed in something of that nature we would put you behind bars and throw away the key.

Answer 6

Most old people have nothing but their social security checks. The OCD people who put money in their mattress are so rare, you're not going to locate one.
If you're really set on a life of crime, hire out as a maintainece guy in one of the upper class neighborhoods; or start a business cleaning pools.

Answer 7

You'll be old yourself someday, (unless you don't live to be old coz of an illness or something else). So get spending your own money so you don't hide it when you are old, or someone like you may steal it.

Answer 8

Im pretty sure a nice guy wouldnt try to steal money from old people.
but thats just my opinion

You could try befriending them....helping grams make dinner...

Answer 9

I am an old people,myself I live on disability.My friends barely get by on what they have because the economy ^%*& them and stoled their jobs ,lost their pensions ,401K , and are to old to work anywhere else! Come try tell me your my friend,my dog will rip your leg off you high punk

Answer 10

I'm an old guy with loads of money, email me and let me know when your coming ,I will Polish up my baseball bat especially for you.

Answer 11

Tell them that you are wanting to rob them and you will do anything to get their money. Don't forget to let them know you are a nice guy.