Points on creativity, humor, and evilnesssssss
2006-12-08 14:32:13 · 11 answers · asked by Kalsin C 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Comics & Animation
If I tell you, you'd find a way to stop me.
2006-12-08 14:47:30 · answer #1 · answered by lyoskowitz 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I would create a mutagenic virus that i would call the legacy virus by it's very nature it can change it's infection pattern at will to suit it's environment and to spread mass destruction, only a curtain elite few would be given the antidote and they would become the chosen few that would inherit the world as my subjects, those that have become the chosen ones would see there genetic structure altered in such a fashion that all the negative d.n.a. in there genetic structure would be replaced with super genes that would make them a super race of humans, those humans that survived the plague years hidden in secret bunkers would become the slaves and cattle for a new race of gods.
2006-12-08 23:09:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would make a machine that could suck out people's brains and then give me their knowledge. That way I could know everything there is to know and then I would kill almost everyone but leave only a few people. I would make a I would make a husband and put stuff in his head that I would want him to know. And everyone else I would put other things into their heads and they would be our friends. That way I would be the leader of everything and I wouldn't have dumb people on the Earth.
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2006-12-08 23:07:03 · answer #3 · answered by sxenerdx <3s her sweet baby 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As the obsessed and utterly evil fiend bunnyman, who by constant mad scientist experimenting with cute fluffy rabbits, has suddenly become mutated into a half bunny, half human himself. Has devised ultimate bunny domination by numbers! As my minion bunnies reproduce at an astounding rate, I will unleash them by the millions on farmer's crops, grocery stores and the WORLD....and by my concoction of slave-hypnotizing carrots that i have secretly grown myself, I'LL HAVE THE WORLD BECKON TO THE MIGHTY POWER OF THE BUNNY MUAHAH HAHA HAH AH AH A HH AH AH H AH A HA HA HA HAH A H A HH H A AHAH AHAHA AHAAAAAH HA H HAA...AH...HA....ha...aaah...ha.
2006-12-08 22:41:38 · answer #4 · answered by Dennis 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i'll be the pizza villian and steal all the pizzas in the world!!The only pizzas in the world will be mine n hence the hungry pizza zombies will be my slaves making pizzas to those who pay zillions to get a slice of piiiizzaaa...aahh..n with that money i'll make the Planet Pizza(ie the moon cuz of all that cheese!)..which the good guys will try to distroy n the whole Planet Pizza will explode n the Earth will be covered in Pizza! no more pizza zombies but pizza haters!aaahhhh!too scary
ha ha haaa ha ha haaa!!
lol..guess i need some pizza now..pizza is getting into my brains!lol
2006-12-09 08:21:28 · answer #5 · answered by ms.confused 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would create an army of the most cutest, softest, and lovable kitten army and unleash them with little packs of C4 wrapped around them (This is a joke I love cats) send them after all the dogs on earth. leaving mankind at my mercy.
2006-12-08 22:44:11 · answer #6 · answered by Johnny R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Creating a laser that locks every bathroom on the planet and only unlocks when prospective users play Britney Spears songs on accordion.
2006-12-09 02:48:51 · answer #7 · answered by Voodoid 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd travel back to the fourth century and tell the ignorant and unsupsecting people that I had a revelation from the moon god who wanted us to start a new religion and impose it on other by force. I'd teach my followers that it was all right to lie, cheat and steal as long as it advanced out religion. No matter where they lived in the world, I'd have them bow down five or six times a day in the direction of a shrine where we put on display a piece of meteorite. I'd teach them to put unbelievers to death and kidnap their children to raise them our way. I'd lead them all to conquer the world and convert everybody by fire and sword. We'd blame women for everything that went wrong, and force them to wear black clothes that would cover their entire bodies in the hottest weather. And we'd mutilate their genitals so that they would never know pleasure, and teach them to thank us for doing it. And I'd teach my followers to intimidate everybody so much that they would call our religion a religion of peace.
What do you think...? Would it work...?
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2006-12-09 18:06:45 · answer #8 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I would create a virus that makes everyone allergic to all kinds of steels, metals, and alloys. That way nobody could use weapons against me. Only a few of my loyal followers would not be infected and they would be my army.
2006-12-09 22:29:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would no doubt explode the world...
i would send the earth towards the sun tobe englufed, but only after requesting a huge ransom of making me king of the world... once i got done being the supreme ruler of the earth i would blow it up... then i might eat someone... or something hardcore like that
2006-12-08 22:41:36 · answer #10 · answered by your gay 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋