2006-12-08 12:34:35 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
>Flag: white background, black dot at flag's center, white lightning bolt on black dot. (like the flag above his mansion).
>Time Warp the new national anthem.
>Meatloaf for dinner every Thursday.
>Transylvanians get in free.
>No-one knows the Madison (not a law, just a coincidence).
>Gay marriage legal in all 50 states.
>More funding to the "building a man" department of bio tech companies.
>Every day would be a Rocky Horror Show.
>The White House becomes a center of sexual affairs. oh wait, it already is....
>Frankenstein's place the new White house (complete with amazing shrinking Riff!!).
>The American (if it still is called that) national sports teams uniforms are gold briefs - even the winter sports.
>America is no longer called America, it becomes Trans-America.
>"Crawling on the country's face, some insects called the human race, lost in time, lost in space... and meaning" becomes the pledge of allegiance.
>It would take the meaning of audience participation to a whole new level.
and if i think of anything else I'll let y'all know
2006-12-08 13:06:33 · answer #1 · answered by nycorvette 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL he'd be all for same sex marriage, Change the flag to black, red, and pink and where the stars are would be a high-heeled shoe, everyone in Senate would wear drag Victoria's Secret and lipgloss too.
2006-12-08 12:37:25 · answer #2 · answered by Screaming Banshee 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Grave robbing would be legal. Garter belts, fishnet stockings, and high heels would be required attire for all members of Congress, male and female. Gay marriage would be legal at the federal level.
2006-12-08 12:37:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It would be a gass if Frankie landed...in the White House!
We'd give ourselves over to absolute pleasure, swim the warm waters of sins of the flesh, erotic nightmares beyond any measure, and sensual daydreams to treasure, forever...Cant you see it?
2006-12-08 13:05:47 · answer #4 · answered by little1missy1234 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There would be National Fishnet and Corset day. (That would be wicked.) Oh and breaking out into song would become a sport. hahaha the possibilities are endless.
2006-12-08 12:38:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sweet Transvestite would replace "I pleg allegiance to the flag"
The "Time warp" would be played on 12 midnight new years eve
All weight lifters would be required to wear gold underwear and boots
2006-12-08 12:40:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, he might make the Time Warp the national anthem.....other than that, I'm really not sure. That's a subject I don't know much about, politics.
2006-12-08 12:37:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anashuya 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The Congress makes laws, the President can either agree or veto them.
2006-12-08 12:36:37 · answer #8 · answered by jack w 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋
the president doesn't make laws. he'd have to pressure congress to draft and pass bills.
2006-12-08 12:38:06 · answer #9 · answered by miss_coco 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
No eating zebras on tuesdays at four am while assembling a sniper rifle
2006-12-08 12:38:39 · answer #10 · answered by Shadowfyre 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋