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A newly married hillbilly couple decided they wanted children, but didn't know how to go about it. Questions and conversations with friends and relatives proved no help, until a neighbor said they should go to town and ask the Big City Doctor. The doctor let them look at a child's book about where babies came from, but to no avail. He tried his own explanation but was met with blank stares. Exasperated, he took them to his private office, and showed them a porno movie. This was also useless. Angrily, he ordered the girl to strip, told the man to watch, and had sex with her on the couch.
''Now, do you understand?'' he asked.

''I just have one question. How many times a week do I have to bring her in for this?


The second one:
You're so fat that once you bent over and a couch and three chairs came out.

my dog's face looked like your face, I'd shave his @$$ and make him walk backwards.

If you can pleasee vote the THUMBS UP OR THUMBS DOWN, if you are lvl 2.

THANKS...

2006-12-08 11:54:40 · 16 answers · asked by Coolkid81 3 in Sports Wrestling

16 answers

dont really think so

2006-12-08 12:05:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

OK three things....


1. These jokes are immature. And they are instulting people. It is not even funny.

2. Why is this in the wreslting section?

3. You have just been reported for instulting people.

Thank you, have a wonderful day!

2006-12-08 12:17:01 · answer #2 · answered by Cassie210 3 · 0 0

The first one is sort of stupid. But the last part is kinda funny. I did not understand the insult about bendind and chairs coming out! But, the one was realli hilariuos. I m gonna txt that one to my frenz. By the way, Merry Xmas!!!

2006-12-08 16:33:23 · answer #3 · answered by tasha 3 · 0 0

My dad advised me some thing like that. i am going to positioned it on the following: Superman became bored faster or later, so he flew over to Spiderman's abode, and requested if he had to carry round. Spiderman declined, announcing he became busy. Then Superman went over to Batman's position, and requested if he had to carry round. Batman also declined. Superman, being bored, began flying round, and said Superwoman solar bathing. Superman idea, "i'm so quick, i ought to do her, then fly off with out her noticing." After he became done, he flew away. Then, Superwoman requested, "Did you sense that?" "Yeah, it felt like someone shoved some thing up my@ss," the Invisible guy spoke back. So dumb, yet I laughed at the same time as he first advised me.

2016-11-24 23:57:41 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

How does 3 dozen Bronx Cheers and many more Archie Bunker "The Berries" grab you?

2006-12-08 11:59:59 · answer #5 · answered by robert m 7 · 0 1

i give them both a thumbs down. sorry.
their a bit immature for my taste.
if your in high school it sounds like something a "gangsta" freshman would say.
the third one i have heard a million times. not so original.
sorry. the truth hurts.

2006-12-08 12:08:48 · answer #6 · answered by apolloK♫ 4 · 0 0

Thumbs down for all. Sorry I hope you aren't going on "Your Momma" because the jokes are old, real old.

2006-12-08 12:18:06 · answer #7 · answered by Beach Blonde 3 · 1 0

And this is in wrestling section because? It should be under jokes and riddles.

2006-12-08 12:18:08 · answer #8 · answered by kim_in_craig 7 · 1 0

i liked it the first one, the others i've heard before. Hang in there kid.

2006-12-08 13:06:44 · answer #9 · answered by Mike Honcho 5 · 0 0

Second one is funny

2006-12-08 11:57:13 · answer #10 · answered by datjpkid 2 · 1 0

first one, is indulting to hillbillies everywhere, second one is a big thumbs up, and third one is stupid and old...

2006-12-08 12:03:59 · answer #11 · answered by M T 5 · 1 0

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