2006-12-08 11:40:51 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Other - Holidays
he keeps it in the claus-et
2006-12-08 11:46:48 · answer #1 · answered by vorlon 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
he keeps his monkey in his coat oh wait did u say money no hes skint like me we cant get great paying jobs with no qualifications its another sad christmas for me and mr claus but at least we get some action together at the end of the night, you would be surprised how good he is for an old guy! try him he will be at your house at 2,30am xmas morning wot a great night you will have !
2006-12-08 19:45:37 · answer #2 · answered by angel 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The Bank of North Pole.
By the way he wants everybody to hold the coke this year and be generous with the Rum. Hope the cops don't get him on the DUI.
2006-12-08 19:46:30 · answer #3 · answered by robert m 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He keeps a £2 coin in one sock and a $5 note in the other in case he wants a snack. Aside from that he does not have much cash - he gets paid in whisky and mince pies.
2006-12-08 19:49:13 · answer #4 · answered by monkeymanelvis 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
In Mrs. Claus's purse!!!
2006-12-09 00:52:24 · answer #5 · answered by Easter Bunny 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
who's Santa Clause?
2006-12-08 19:48:24 · answer #6 · answered by 0_0 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He doesn't have money what would he need it for. He lives in the north pole and no IRS person will go there just to collect taxes. He has elves to hunt food for him.
2006-12-08 19:56:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
poor guy only allowed 5.00 Mrs Claus has it all and oh yeah 5.00 in back right pocket next to reindeer license
2006-12-08 19:53:32 · answer #8 · answered by theessenceofrose 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is EASY ...... Mrs. Claus has full control. Biatchhhh
2006-12-08 19:49:56 · answer #9 · answered by alwaysbettathanyou 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Read the legend of St. Nick... Santa is just a figure head.... he is not real...okay?
Man.. i hope that I don't have to answer anymore silly questions...
2006-12-08 19:44:08 · answer #10 · answered by Shinzou Pawz 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋