2006-12-08 11:05:26 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Celebrities
Drink a lot, abandon your kids and go out without panties. Dye your hair and have bad skin.
2006-12-08 11:08:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Hopefully, after reading all the other answers, you'll realize you can do way better than Ms. Spears. What's so great about her anyway? Try being yourself and making up your own mind as to what it is you'd like to do with your life. If you don't understand that or don't agree with any of the other answers to your question, then I'd say you're probably well on your way to becoming just like Britney Spears. Good job.
2006-12-08 19:14:17 · answer #2 · answered by thedarkbristow 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Stop wearing underwear. Pretend ignorance as a country "bumpkin" when you are caught doing something dumb...like not putting your baby in a car seat. Chew gum constantly and dress like a slob when you aren't out with Paris Hilton. Marry a loser who is expecting a baby with another woman. Once you do all of this.....you will have achieved your dream!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL
2006-12-08 19:15:53 · answer #3 · answered by lolabellaquin 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Loose many brain cells,get married for brief periods of time, make over produced music with cheesy lyrics and do semi-erotic photo shoots with the pretense that they are candid.
2006-12-08 19:09:44 · answer #4 · answered by spackler 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Become a skank...walk into public restrooms barefoot...get married in vegas to your best friend..get an anulment after 24 hours......then marry sum broke @$$ backup dancer..have two kids by him..divorce him..then hang out with Paris Hilton..forget your panties and let everyone notice.......and thats about it
2006-12-08 19:08:47 · answer #5 · answered by tyty_loves_matty 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Unprotected sex, getting pregnant a few times, be a home wrecker, dating a broke loser who was already a dead beat dad when you met him, lots of cigarettes and liquer, and lord knows what else, and not wear shoes or underwear anymore! Next question....?!
2006-12-08 19:22:17 · answer #6 · answered by pitbull lover 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Have two kids by someone who is a loser, go out in public looking trashy with no underwear, and just act like a total skank.
2006-12-08 19:08:31 · answer #7 · answered by ? 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Stop wearing underwear and make sure the paparazzi is nearby whenever you get out of a car.
2006-12-08 19:07:16 · answer #8 · answered by Joy M 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Moving into a trailer park and acting like trailer trash would be a start.
2006-12-08 19:11:06 · answer #9 · answered by Angie 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Suggestion: Grow up and/or get a life
2006-12-10 21:38:15 · answer #10 · answered by vintageheartbreak 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋