For previous question - "Our vacuum cleaner is broken-if l wrap my wife in cling film will it do the job?" l was given answers to wrap her in duck tape as its much better. l took the advice, cleaned the lounge, now l cant get it off! While she be ok like it until the morning?
2006-12-08 10:50:44 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Home & Garden ➔ Maintenance & Repairs
Actually she will be okay until Sunday. Keep the duct tape on her until after the football game on Sunday then free her to make dinner and get more beer.
2006-12-08 10:57:56 · answer #1 · answered by Sassy Shut Your Mouth 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
A woman's attitude and out look on life is if it don't move use WD40 and if it dose move use DUCT TAPE. So whats the problem she must have only been trying to dust. Cut her free, give her a squirt of WD and get her to bed, should be in for the time of your life.
2006-12-08 11:28:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cut the duck tape off. apply a fresh layer, then you can get the hall and stairs done before you go to bed.
2006-12-08 10:56:52 · answer #3 · answered by mcfifi 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha! Your ficticious wife must be gutted ending up looking like an Egyptian Mummy covered in carpet fluff!
2006-12-08 11:01:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes.Nothing better than a dirty wife.
2006-12-08 10:53:53 · answer #5 · answered by Butt 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just pull it off - you'll save her loads of time & money on hair removal x
2006-12-08 10:53:10 · answer #6 · answered by aria 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
where do you get a gal like sassy?
2006-12-08 11:00:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋