2006-12-08 10:31:06 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Home & Garden ➔ Cleaning & Laundry
heeheehee! yes.
2006-12-08 18:09:06 · answer #1 · answered by •♦๑•TxRose•♦๑• 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You sound as though you have some resentment against your partner in life, that you have the desire to handle her roughly and speak of her as though she was a piece of household cleaning equipment on a public message board. Maybe you need a psychologist, or just wrap yourself in clingfilm and roll around the floor and give your wife a laugh -doesn't sound like her life is that much fun with you.
2006-12-09 01:48:11 · answer #2 · answered by Frankie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Double sided sticky tape. Or a big pair of sellotape socks. It would just fall of the clingfilm, unless you rubbed her all over with a yellow duster to build up a static charge.
2006-12-08 18:41:03 · answer #3 · answered by Digger 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not of vacuuming, but it will do the job of getting a divorce, or you camping on the couch for a month.
2006-12-08 19:57:13 · answer #4 · answered by KJ97Y100 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wrap her in duct tape with the sticky side out THEN roll her around awhile, careful you don't get stuck together!
2006-12-08 18:40:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your vacuum cleaner is broken - if your wife sees this question, your legs might be broken, too!!!
2006-12-08 18:40:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No!!! Your wife is not meant for a vacuum replacement.
2006-12-08 18:51:52 · answer #7 · answered by Janice 10 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not sure that will work, but I know one thing you should definitley not do.....
buy her a vacuum for Christmas!!!!!
That's an automatic death sentence!
2006-12-08 18:38:43 · answer #8 · answered by LOTR4EVER 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only if you like sleeping on the couch and eating whatever you can cook in the microwave.
2006-12-08 18:35:23 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It would work better if you got on your hands and knees and blew it all into a trash bag-you seem full of hot air.
2006-12-08 18:33:13 · answer #10 · answered by curiositycat 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Depends on how dry it is. Static really picks up well. What a good idea!!
2006-12-08 18:40:29 · answer #11 · answered by chi chi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋